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Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence? Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole
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Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".
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Sir:B quiet boys!I hav a bad headache Sdent:Why dont u do wot mum Does whn she has a headache?Sir:Whats tht?Sdent:She sends us out to paly
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A new Boy joins class_ He finds two Boys similar in appearance. Asks one of them Are you both twins...? Boy replies No. We are neighbour
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Why there are always two cops in a car patrol ? A: In case the siren won't work, one of them to scream "Wouuuu-Wouuuuu" and the other - "Blue, Red, Blue, Red, Blue, Red.."
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Why do bosses prefer round table conferences? So that no1 can corner them.
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