Husband to wife

Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence? Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole

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What is the next

What is the next thing a Man should do after winning an argument wit his Wife ?...........Apologise

Teacher:I wish

Teacher:I wish you would pay a little attention!Student:I'm paying as little as I can sir

Wife: Why are

Wife: Why are you home so early? Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.

Lady2Doc:let

Lady2Doc:let my husband come inside.Doctor:Trust me,I am a Gentleman.Lady:I know,but Nurse is sitting outside &my husband is not A gentleMan

Husband: Today is

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.

Man runs home

Man runs home shouting pack your bags honey, i just won 10 million in lottery. wife: Do i pack for beach or Resort ? Man : Who cares? just pack and get lost.

Why r Egyptian

Why r Egyptian children always confused? Because after death their daddy becomes Mummy

A father asks peon

A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future? Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college

Teacher:"Now,

Teacher:"Now,children,if I saw a man beating a donkey n stopped him,wht virtue wuld I be showing?" Student:"Brotherly love

I went to see the

I went to see the doctor who said, just be a little patient.

Father: What was

Father: What was the hardest thing u learned at college?Son: How to open Beer bottles with teeth...!!

Man to Doc:Is

Man to Doc:Is there any way for long life? Doc:Get married. Man:Will it help? Doc:No,but the thought of long life will never come to your mind

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