Husband to wife

Husband to wife
Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence? Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole
  

Jan, 17 2012     106 chars (1 sms)     1031 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Why does history keep repeating it self? Because we weren't listening the first time !
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