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Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence? Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole
  
Jan, 17 2012     106 chars (1 sms)     2745 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Hus: Do you know
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Two Cockroach were
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I went to see the
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Two flies order
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Wife:Honey wht
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Why does history
Why does history keep repeating it self? Because we weren't listening the first time !
Why dogs don't
Why dogs don't marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
Movie director
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“Me sick, no
“Me sick, no work” Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it” 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: “Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
Driver:is der no
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