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Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence? Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole
  
Jan, 17 2012     106 chars (1 sms)     2487 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Man receives telegram:
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Man runs home
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Man to Doc:Is
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