Husband to wife

Husband to wife
Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence? Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole
  

Jan, 17 2012     106 chars (1 sms)     2718 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Movie director:in this scene u jump from 10th floor. Actor:what if i die? director:Dats not at all a problem,It"s da last scene
da cocktail party 1 woman said to another "Aren't u wearing ur wedding ring on da wrong finger?" The other replied "Yes, I am, I married da wrong man."
Boy: Mummy, if I failed in this exam I'll commite suicide.Mothe'Shut up! Never say that. If U try to do so I'll just kill you..
Boy: Y did Gandhiji have no hair on his head? TeacheIts sign of inteligence Boy: Now i undrstand y girls have so long hair!...
Movie director:in this scene u jump from 10th floor.Actor:what if i die?director:Dats not at all a problem,It"s da last scene
T'CHER:What do we do with crude oil?S'dent:Teach it some manners
Teacher:What was the first think Akbar did on ascending to the throne?Student:Well,he sat down
A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."
A guy told his friend, “My father’s name is laughing and my mother’s name is smiling.” So the friend asks, “Is your name kidding?” The guy says, “That’s my brother’s name and I am joking.”
teachewat is the relation betn earth & moon? pappu: brother-sister. teacher:how? pappu: we cal earth dharti mata & moon as chanda mama
Man calls mental hospital & asks if there is anybody in Room 27. Lady checks & tells him that the room is empty. Man: Good,that means I have really escaped.!
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.