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Husband to wife
Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence? Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole
  
Jan, 17 2012     106 chars (1 sms)     1365 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Q: Why are husbands
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A pregnant lady
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