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Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence? Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole
  
Jan, 17 2012     106 chars (1 sms)     1333 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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A Student goes
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Why r Egyptian
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I bought my wife
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Why does history
Why does history keep repeating it self? Because we weren't listening the first time !
Teacher:What was
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Boy: I am not
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A Grl & a Boy
A Grl & a Boy were sitting alone.D Boy started touching D grl.Grl:dnt touch me,All this only aftr marriage. Boy:Ok,call me aftr marriage.
Hello My son
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