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A woman was sitting
A woman was sitting at a bar when a man approached her and said, Hi, sweetie! Want a little company? Woman: Why? Do u have one to sell???
  
Jan, 17 2012     137 chars (1 sms)     833 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Man:I'm looking
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He said... Do
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Q: If a Devil catches
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Boy: Mummy, if
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