A woman was sitting

A woman was sitting
A woman was sitting at a bar when a man approached her and said, Hi, sweetie! Want a little company? Woman: Why? Do u have one to sell???
  

Jan, 17 2012     137 chars (1 sms)     967 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Two men were talking at a party. "I," said the first,"only believe half of what people tell me." "Why ?" "I'm a lawyer." "I believe twice what people tell me." "What are you ?" "A tax inspector."
Sardar to Mali : Go and water the garden. Mali : It's raining outside. Sardar : Bloody don't give excuses. Take umbrella and go.
A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."
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Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.
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Tcher: 3 grls are walking in da road. Turn the sentence in to exclamitory. studnt: WOW!
A father to his adopted son "Whats the height of laziness?" Son replied "What more than havin an adopted son.
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
A lady had 8 sons all named KEVIN, when asked how she differentiates while calling, she replied “by their surname”.
Man asks God: Y did u make women so beautiful? God: So that u can luv her. Man: Y did u make her so stupid? God: So that she can luv u...
Height of technical thinking... A software person falling from the roof of a building and shouting F1 F1 F1 instead of help help......!!