A boy goes to

A boy goes to see a cabare dance.His mom gets angry & asks him:Did u see anything ther that u were not supposed to see?Boy:Yes,I saw DAD

Jan, 17 2012 136 chars (1 sms) 816 views Jokes > English Jokes

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