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A boy goes to see a cabare dance.His mom gets angry & asks him:Did u see anything ther that u were not supposed to see?Boy:Yes,I saw DAD
  
Jan, 17 2012     136 chars (1 sms)     1195 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Q: Why do brides
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Q: What did the
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TeacheHow come you
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Sardar to Mali :
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Why do bosses
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Man1: I do not
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Boss: (to employee) -
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Q: If a Devil catches
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Srdr : What is the
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