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A boy goes to see a cabare dance.His mom gets angry & asks him:Did u see anything ther that u were not supposed to see?Boy:Yes,I saw DAD
  
Jan, 17 2012     136 chars (1 sms)     1791 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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What do you
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Srdr : What is the
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Teacher: pappu, name
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Wife going to Wife
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Doctor, doctor, will
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Teacher:2rrow thr
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Q: If a devil
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He said... Do
He said... Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune? She said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter who left you the money!
Man: Whisper those
Man: Whisper those three words that will make me walk on air. Woman: Go hang yourself
Boy: Y did Gandhiji
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Mr A: my wife
Mr A: my wife kisses me every night when I get home. Mr B: mine too, but only 2 c if I have been drinking.
In A Book Shop
In A Book Shop Prospective Husband : Do U hav a Book Called "Man, de Master of Women". SalesGirl : d fiction Dept is on d Other Side,Sir

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