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A boy goes to see a cabare dance.His mom gets angry & asks him:Did u see anything ther that u were not supposed to see?Boy:Yes,I saw DAD
  
Jan, 17 2012     136 chars (1 sms)     1706 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Honey, when we
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Dad : Son, what
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A sardar was
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Q:Why most men
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Two beggars met.
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Mr.bean said to
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Hello My son
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Teacher:I wish
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A lady had 8 sons
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A father asks peon
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