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A boy goes to see a cabare dance.His mom gets angry & asks him:Did u see anything ther that u were not supposed to see?Boy:Yes,I saw DAD
  

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TeacheHarbhajan is male or female? Student: Female. TeacheHow? Student: Just now commentator told "beautiful delivery by harbajan"
A boy goes to see a cabare dance.His mom gets angry & asks him:Did u see anything ther that u were not supposed to see?Boy:Yes,I saw DAD
A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."
Q:Define a true music lover? Ans: a girl is singing in bathroom while taking bath & a boy near the keyhole is using his ears & not his eyes.
Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.WINNIE : Me!
Man Conducting Marketing Survey asked a Lady:"Which Book Has HeLped you most in your Life?"Lady:My Husband's "Cheque Book!"
Try this ,its fun Go to msg Select New msg activate T9 (or dictionary as in your mobile) & type these keys... 4#260#2#3665#42#42#42# try now and do re....
Teacher:The best way to double the money in stock market!Student:Invest 4 times the money!!---
teachewat is the relation betn earth & moon? pappu: brother-sister. teacher:how? pappu: we cal earth dharti mata & moon as chanda mama
Teacher: pappu, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. pappu: Me!
Why do bosses prefer round table conferences? So that no1 can corner them.