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A boy goes to
A boy goes to see a cabare dance.His mom gets angry & asks him:Did u see anything ther that u were not supposed to see?Boy:Yes,I saw DAD
  
Jan, 17 2012     136 chars (1 sms)     1509 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Doc & engg loved
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A father to his
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Little Johnny: Teacher,
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Father: What was
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Hus: Do you know
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Young Son: Is it
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1st thief:Oh !
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Husband 1: Why
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