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A boy goes to
A boy goes to see a cabare dance.His mom gets angry & asks him:Did u see anything ther that u were not supposed to see?Boy:Yes,I saw DAD
  
Jan, 17 2012     136 chars (1 sms)     1429 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Husband says"When
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History TeacheFrom
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If your wife wants
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young girl praying:
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Boss: (to employee) -
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Whats the height
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Teacher : Peter,why
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LAST NIGHT SHE
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