A boy goes to

A boy goes to see a cabare dance.His mom gets angry & asks him:Did u see anything ther that u were not supposed to see?Boy:Yes,I saw DAD

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Q: What did the

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A father asks peon

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Whats the height

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A boy saw a

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The definition of

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