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A boy goes to see a cabare dance.His mom gets angry & asks him:Did u see anything ther that u were not supposed to see?Boy:Yes,I saw DAD
  

Jan, 17 2012     136 chars (1 sms)     1882 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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