He said... Do

He said... Do
He said... Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune? She said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter who left you the money!
  

Jan, 17 2012     129 chars (1 sms)     819 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Teacher: Sonu, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? Sonu: No, teacher, it's the same dog
Teacher:"Now,children,if I saw a man beating a donkey n stopped him,wht virtue wuld I be showing?" Student:"Brotherly love
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