Boy: I am not

Boy: I am not
Boy: I am not rich like akash, I don't even have a big car like rohit. But I really love you! Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about akash.
  

Jan, 17 2012     145 chars (1 sms)     855 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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