Teacher: "Can anybody

Teacher: "Can anybody
Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" jonny: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day same time."
  

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What is the height of mixed emotions??? when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes
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A Grl & a Boy were sitting alone.D Boy started touching D grl.Grl:dnt touch me,All this only aftr marriage. Boy:Ok,call me aftr marriage.
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Father: What was the hardest thing u learned at college?Son: How to open Beer bottles with teeth...!!
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