Teacher: "Can anybody

Teacher: "Can anybody
Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" jonny: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day same time."
  

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Why r Egyptian children always confused? Because after death their daddy becomes Mummy
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What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
Teacher : If u have 12 chocolates u gv 5 to Leena,3 to Tina,4 to Meena, den what wil u get? Student: 3 NEW GIRLFRIENDS
Tcher: 3 grls are walking in da road. Turn the sentence in to exclamitory. studnt: WOW!
Driver:is der no tree on dis road?Passengr:Sir,u r so great,I lik ur social mind.Drivr:Stupid,bus's brake has failed
Teacher:What was the first think Akbar did on ascending to the throne?Student:Well,he sat down