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Teacher: "Can anybody
Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" jonny: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day same time."
  
Jan, 17 2012     128 chars (1 sms)     2016 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Mr A: my wife
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Technical question:
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Can I go to
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What do you
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Teen boy:Dad I
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Boss: Drive slow.
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TEACHER : What a pair
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Husband: Today is
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Doctor to lady:
Doctor to lady: U look exactly like my 3rd wife. Lady: How many wife do u have? Docto2.
Srdr : What is the
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Q: What did the
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