TEACHER : What a pair

TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots ! PAPPU: Yes it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair just like that at home.

Jan, 17 2012 179 chars (2 sms) 937 views Jokes > English Jokes

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