Dad: if u Pass in the exam i will Present u 1 Cycle.Son: if i fail?Dad: i will Present 10 Cycle.Son: why?Dad: To Open Cycle Shop.

Father: What was the hardest thing u learned at college?Son: How to open Beer bottles with teeth...!!

Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Teache Give An example to use neither-nor. Boy: When girls wear tight fittings, neither they are comfortable nor we are comfortable…

Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"

Teacher:The best way to double the money in stock market!Student:Invest 4 times the money!!---

Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize.

The definition of a perfect Wife? - one who helps the husband with the dishes..

Question Girl : Do you love me ? Boy : Yes Dear Girl : Would you die for me ? Boy : No, mine is undying love!

T'CHER:What do we do with crude oil?S'dent:Teach it some manners

Police to a drunkard: Where are you going? Man: To listen to a lecture on the ill effects of drinking, on health. Pol: Who'll lecture at Midnite? Man:My wife,.

*A young accountant stayed late at the office day after day. Finally, the boss called him in and asked for an explanation. "Well, you see sir," he stammered, "my wife works, too-- and if I get home before she does, I have to cook the dinner."