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Jan, 17 2012     72 chars (1 sms)     983 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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FathWhich r d 2 hardest things U learnt in College?Son: Opening Beer botles wth teeth & Lighting Cigarete wth only 1 Match Left In Heavy wind!
PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt ? FATHER : No. Why do you ask that? PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then
Man runs home shouting pack your bags honey, i just won 10 million in lottery. wife: Do i pack for beach or Resort ? Man : Who cares? just pack and get lost.
FATHEHow r ur grades, son?SON: Under water, Dad.FATHEUnder water? What do u mean?SON: They're below C level.
Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize.
Q:Why most men prefer to kiss women's lips? Ans:Thats the best & probably the only way to shut a woman's mouth.
Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire? Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.
Father: What was the hardest thing u learned at college?Son: How to open Beer bottles with teeth...!!
Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
An AMERICAN couple on african safari. Suddenly a huge lion springs up n seizes d wife wit its giant jaws.. Wife: "Shoot!, shoot for Christ's sake!" Hus: "I can't! I hav run out of film."
Never Explain Yourself to Anyone Because The person Who Likes U Doesnt Need It. And The Person Who Dislikes U Wont belive it....!!
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home