Do you want to

Do you want to hear a dirty joke? B. Ok A. A white horse fell in the mud

Jan, 17 2012 72 chars (1 sms) 941 views Jokes > English Jokes

more English Jokes SMS Messages

A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home

Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"

A new Boy joins class_ He finds two Boys similar in appearance. Asks one of them Are you both twins...? Boy replies No. We are neighbour

TeacheHow come you

TeacheHow come you do not comb your hair? Boy: No comb, Sir. TeacheUse your dad's then. Boy: No hair, Sir.

LAST NIGHT SHE

LAST NIGHT SHE CAME TO MY BED,LAYED ON MY BODY,TOOK LIQUID FROM MY BODY AND GOT SATISFACTION .SHE WAS A MOSQUITO

Physics teachr saw

Physics teachr saw boy slepin Askd "Telme da unit f power" Boy woke up n said-"What sir?" Teachr exclaimd"Ok Gud Sit Down!" What=WATT!

Teacher:I wish

Teacher:I wish you would pay a little attention!Student:I'm paying as little as I can sir

Why do u take

Why do u take your wife 2 night clubs only?Laloo-By the time she gets ready no othr place is open

Father: What was

Father: What was the hardest thing u learned at college?Son: How to open Beer bottles with teeth...!!

Q: Why do brides

Q: Why do brides wear white? A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.

Man calls mental

Man calls mental hospital & asks if there is anybody in Room 27. Lady checks & tells him that the room is empty. Man: Good,that means I have really escaped.!

Srdr : What is the

Srdr : What is the Guarantee for this mirror? Shopkeeper : Put Down from 100 feet of height. The mirror will not Break for the First 99 feets. Srdr:Wow

Categories April Fool Festival Friendship Funny General Graphical Greeting Jokes Language Love Miss You Naughty Occassions Quotes Seasons Shayari Sorry

Do you want to

more English Jokes SMS Messages

Search SMS Messages