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Jan, 17 2012     72 chars (1 sms)     921 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."
Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the violin after the operation?" "yes of course...." "Great ! i never could before"
Why there are always two cops in a car patrol ? A: In case the siren won't work, one of them to scream "Wouuuu-Wouuuuu" and the other - "Blue, Red, Blue, Red, Blue, Red.."
Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize.
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
Teacher:2rrow thr ll b a lecture on D Sun.U must all attend Raju:I'll nt b able 2 mak it Sir.Teachr:y?Raju:Mom ll nt let me go so far
Lady1:"What do u think bout husbands?" Lady2:"They r like OWLS..!" Lady1:"How?"Lady2:"They see good things in their wives only in the night.
Father: What was the hardest thing u learned at college?Son: How to open Beer bottles with teeth...!!
Wife:Honey wht ru looking4? Husband:Nothing. Wife:Nothing?U've been reading our marriage certificate 4an hour?Husband:I was just luking 4d expriy date!
TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ? PAPPU: No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook.
Man calls mental hospital & asks if there is anybody in Room 27. Lady checks & tells him that the room is empty. Man: Good,that means I have really escaped.!
Man to Doc:Is there any way for long life? Doc:Get married. Man:Will it help? Doc:No,but the thought of long life will never come to your mind