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Tcher: 3 grls are
Tcher: 3 grls are walking in da road. Turn the sentence in to exclamitory. studnt: WOW!
  
Jan, 17 2012     87 chars (1 sms)     876 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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A new Boy joins
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Q:There is always
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Santa's wife dies.
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Sir:G.Washington
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Doctor, doctor, will
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Why do bosses
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Man Conducting Marketing
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Teacher:I wish
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Every man wants
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