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Tcher: 3 grls are
Tcher: 3 grls are walking in da road. Turn the sentence in to exclamitory. studnt: WOW!
  
Jan, 17 2012     87 chars (1 sms)     898 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Sir:Can ppl
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I went to see the
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The definition of
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TEACHER : PAPPU, give
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Sam to Ram:Did
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Can I go to
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He said... Do
He said... Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune? She said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter who left you the money!
2 sardar soldiers
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Wats d Diff btwn own Wife
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Mr A: my wife
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TEACHER : Now, PAPPU
TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ? PAPPU: No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook.
Hello My son
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