Q. What do men

Q. What do men
Q. What do men and beer bottles have in common? A. They are both empty from the neck up.
  

Jan, 17 2012     88 chars (1 sms)     1022 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Movie director:in this scene u jump from 10th floor.Actor:what if i die?director:Dats not at all a problem,It"s da last scene
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes
WIFE : " I wish I was a newspaper, so I'd be in ur hands all day." HUSBAND : " I too wish that u were a newspaper, so I could have a new one
Boy: Y did Gandhiji have no hair on his head? TeacheIts sign of inteligence Boy: Now i undrstand y girls have so long hair!...
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
Teachefour beautiful ladies r walking on the road. Change it to Exclamatory sentence... Student: WOW!.
I went to see the doctor who said, just be a little patient.
TeacheHow come you do not comb your hair? Boy: No comb, Sir. TeacheUse your dad's then. Boy: No hair, Sir.
TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
Man calls mental hospital & asks if there is anybody in Room 27. Lady checks & tells him that the room is empty. Man: Good,that means I have really escaped.!
Two friends, who hadn't seen each other in several years, met on the street. "Who are you working for now?" asked the first. "Same people," answered the other. "My wife and four children."
Boy & girl in restaurant.Boy-i love U..Girl-i dont love U..Boy-think again?Girl-i told u NOBoy-waiter,bring seperate bills.Girl-i love u too..