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Q. What do men
Q. What do men and beer bottles have in common? A. They are both empty from the neck up.
  
Jan, 17 2012     88 chars (1 sms)     860 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Q: If a devil
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History Teacher : From
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A company held a
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Movie director:in
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A Grl & a Boy
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Dost Ko Dost
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An AMERICAN couple on
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Q: Why are husbands
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Never Explain Yourself
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