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Q. What do men
Q. What do men and beer bottles have in common? A. They are both empty from the neck up.
  
Jan, 17 2012     88 chars (1 sms)     823 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Do you want to
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College Joke of the
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Every man wants
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook..... But the law allows only one wife
TEACHER : What a pair
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Do you believe that
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A girl wearing
A girl wearing very short skirt.A boy asks he Won't yr mom tell anythng abt yr dress?Girl replied: My mom will b very angry..bcoz I'm wearing her dress.
Son asks father
Son asks father diff.btw Confidence and Confidential? Dad says- u are my son, i am confident, ur friend is also my son that's Confidential
History Teacher : From
History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ? Student: Sir, I am not sure but I think from page 15 to 26.
Teacher : Peter,why
Teacher : Peter,why are you late for school again? PeteWell, Miss,I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time
Why do bosses
Why do bosses prefer round table conferences? So that no1 can corner them.
Boy & girl in
Boy & girl in restaurant.Boy-i love U..Girl-i dont love U..Boy-think again?Girl-i told u NOBoy-waiter,bring seperate bills.Girl-i love u too..
A lady gave an
A lady gave an advertisement in the classifieds : "Husband Wanted". Next day she received a 100 letters. They all said da same thing : "U can have mine"

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