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Q. What do men
Q. What do men and beer bottles have in common? A. They are both empty from the neck up.
  
Jan, 17 2012     88 chars (1 sms)     902 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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TeacheHarbhajan is
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He said... Do
He said... Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune? She said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter who left you the money!
A heart Melting
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Sam to Ram:Did
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Santa's wife dies.
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Judge to accused:
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da cocktail party
da cocktail party 1 woman said to another "Aren't u wearing ur wedding ring on da wrong finger?" The other replied "Yes, I am, I married da wrong man."
Man to Doc:Is
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A sardar on an i
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History TeacheFrom
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Boy Asks A Girl:
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