Boss: (to employee) -

Boss: (to employee) -
Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock. Employee: Who's there? Boss: Not you anymore.
  

Jan, 17 2012     156 chars (1 sms)     1445 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Husband:You know,our son got his brain from me...............Wife:I think he did,I still got mine with me!!!
santa was looking very sad."Wats d matter,Srdarji?" "I lent Rs. 5Lac to a friend for plastic surgery. Now I dnt know how he looks.."
An englishman, bihari & punjabi were standing on roof. They decided to throw down whatever was available in excess with them. Englishman threw pounds, Bihari threw rice & Punjabi threw the Bihari down.
Doctor to lady: U look exactly like my 3rd wife. Lady: How many wife do u have? Docto2.
Kid: 'Mom who is God?'Mom:'God is neither male nor fmale,not child,not adult,not blak not white &he loves children'Kid:'Oh! Michael Jakson!'
Dad: if u Pass in the exam i will Present u 1 Cycle.Son: if i fail?Dad: i will Present 10 Cycle.Son: why?Dad: To Open Cycle Shop.
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
Father: What was the hardest thing u learned at college?Son: How to open Beer bottles with teeth...!!
Hello My son won't come to school today,he has fever. Teacher: Oh,who's speaking? Boy: This is my father
Boy: Mummy, if I failed in this exam I'll commite suicide.Mothe'Shut up! Never say that. If U try to do so I'll just kill you..
School girl : I dont want to take SEX EDUCATION class Teacher : Why not? School girl : Someone told me FINAL EXAM would be oral!
History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ? Student: Sir, I am not sure but I think from page 15 to 26.