Man Conducting Marketing

Man Conducting Marketing
Man Conducting Marketing Survey asked a Lady:"Which Book Has HeLped you most in your Life?"Lady:My Husband's "Cheque Book!"
  

Jan, 17 2012     123 chars (1 sms)     1495 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Wife:Honey wht ru looking4? Husband:Nothing. Wife:Nothing?U've been reading our marriage certificate 4an hour?Husband:I was just luking 4d expriy date!
Teache"Where is Himalaya?"Student: "Madam, I dont know."Teache"Dont know?? Stand on the desk."Student: "I still cant see.
What is the height of mixed emotions??? when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
What do you call a letter delivered from a chimney? A. Black mail
A heart Melting luv story.Girl:I Cant Marry U, my family members refused.Boy: Who r dey 2 Stop Our luv?Girl: "My husbnd & 3 CHILDREN"!
A drunk was hauled into court. "Mister," the judge began, "You ve been brought here for drinking." "Great," the drunk exclaimed." When do we get started?"…
I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?"
One day a man inserted an 'advert' in the local classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
A lady had 8 sons all named KEVIN, when asked how she differentiates while calling, she replied “by their surname”.
Tcher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born.
Do you want to hear a dirty joke? B. Ok A. A white horse fell in the mud