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Man Conducting Marketing
Man Conducting Marketing Survey asked a Lady:"Which Book Has HeLped you most in your Life?"Lady:My Husband's "Cheque Book!"
  
Jan, 17 2012     123 chars (1 sms)     1488 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Wife: I hate the
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Man to Doc:Is
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Sir:Can ppl
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