Man Conducting Marketing

Man Conducting Marketing Survey asked a Lady:"Which Book Has HeLped you most in your Life?"Lady:My Husband's "Cheque Book!"

Jan, 17 2012 123 chars (1 sms) 2251 views Jokes > English Jokes

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