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Doctor, doctor, will
Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the violin after the operation?" "yes of course...." "Great ! i never could before"
  
Jan, 17 2012     122 chars (1 sms)     880 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Man: Whisper those
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The definition of
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Sir:G.Washington
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Hello My son
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An englishman, bihari
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Husband says"When
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What do you
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What do u call i
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