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Doctor, doctor, will
Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the violin after the operation?" "yes of course...." "Great ! i never could before"
  
Jan, 17 2012     122 chars (1 sms)     1109 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Why do elephants
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Man: Whisper those
Man: Whisper those three words that will make me walk on air. Woman: Go hang yourself
First Lady-"If
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LAST NIGHT SHE
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Wife:Wherever we
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I asked my wife,
I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?"
da cocktail party
da cocktail party 1 woman said to another "Aren't u wearing ur wedding ring on da wrong finger?" The other replied "Yes, I am, I married da wrong man."
Little Johnny: Teacher,
Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom? TeacheLittle Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom? Little Johnny: But I asked first!
Sardar to Mali :
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Two flies order
Two flies order some food in a restaurant. One says: I'll take the shit with garlic. And I'll take the same, but without garlic, said the other one. I don't like to have bad breath.
He said... Do
He said... Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune? She said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter who left you the money!
Devdas’s matrimonial
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