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Why does history
Why does history keep repeating it self? Because we weren't listening the first time !
  
Jan, 17 2012     86 chars (1 sms)     1083 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Tcher: 3 grls are
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Teache"Where is
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A pathan want 2
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Girl to her boyfriend:
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Lady sitting on
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FathWhich r d 2
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Sam to Ram:Did
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