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Why does history
Why does history keep repeating it self? Because we weren't listening the first time !
  
Jan, 17 2012     86 chars (1 sms)     1171 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Teacher : Peter,why
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Raj: Meet my
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History TeacheFrom
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Do you believe that
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