Wife: u know,

Wife: u know,
Wife: u know, husband and wife are not allowed 2 be together in heaven!!! Husband: yes, that's y it's called heaven
  

Jan, 17 2012     115 chars (1 sms)     863 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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