Wife: u know,

Wife: u know, husband and wife are not allowed 2 be together in heaven!!! Husband: yes, that's y it's called heaven

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Teacher:I wish you would pay a little attention!Student:I'm paying as little as I can sir

What does Santa do after taking a xerox? He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.

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Why there are

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Elephant &Ant were

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Q:There is always

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If your wife wants

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

Teache Give An

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Doctor to lady:

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Gal: Do u have

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Wife: Why are

Wife: Why are you home so early? Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.

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