What does Santa

What does Santa
What does Santa do after taking a xerox? He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
  

Jan, 17 2012     100 chars (1 sms)     1041 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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What is the height of mixed emotions??? when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes
Why dogs don't marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
What did Tarzan say when he heard the elephants coming? Here come the elephants!
Boy: Y did Gandhiji have no hair on his head? TeacheIts sign of inteligence Boy: Now i undrstand y girls have so long hair!...
A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question - Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ? Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.
Q. What do men and beer bottles have in common? A. They are both empty from the neck up.
Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire? Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.
Boy Asks A Girl: Can U Dance With Me. GIRL: I Dont Dance With a Child.. BOY: Sorry, I did not Know U were Pregnant.
Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon? Pupil: Moon... Teacher : Why? Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it.
humne suna hai ishq mein ratoin ki neend udda jati hai plzzzzzzz koi humse bhi ishq karo hume ratoin ko neend bahut aati hai.
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved' Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.
Tcher: 3 grls are walking in da road. Turn the sentence in to exclamitory. studnt: WOW!