What does Santa

What does Santa
What does Santa do after taking a xerox? He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
  

Jan, 17 2012     100 chars (1 sms)     1046 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".
History TeacheFrom where to where did the mughals rule?Student: Sir, I am not sure but I think from page 15 to 26.
Height of technical thinking... A software person falling from the roof of a building and shouting F1 F1 F1 instead of help help......!!
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
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TeacheHarbhajan is male or female? Student: Female. TeacheHow? Student: Just now commentator told "beautiful delivery by harbajan"
Why do bosses prefer round table conferences? So that no1 can corner them.
Teachefour beautiful ladies r walking on the road. Change it to Exclamatory sentence... Student: WOW!.
Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence? Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole
A girl wearing very short skirt.A boy asks he Won't yr mom tell anythng abt yr dress?Girl replied: My mom will b very angry..bcoz I'm wearing her dress.
What is the next thing a Man should do after winning an argument wit his Wife ?...........Apologise
What is the height of mixed emotions??? when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes