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What does Santa
What does Santa do after taking a xerox? He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
  
Jan, 17 2012     100 chars (1 sms)     1076 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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FATHEHow r ur
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Q: What did the
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Teachefour beautiful ladies
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Wife was teaching
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D bos came
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teachewat is the
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Whats the height
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DAD TO SON: When
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History TeacheFrom
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A lady gave an
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Wife: Darling today
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TEACHER : Winnie
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