Why do elephants

Why do elephants never forget? Because nobody ever tells them anything

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Tcher: 3 grls are

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Doctor to lady:

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Reporter: How does

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I bought my wife

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A drunk was

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Q:Why most men

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Wife: I hate the

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“Me sick, no

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What's the quietest

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