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Why do elephants
Why do elephants never forget? Because nobody ever tells them anything
  
Jan, 17 2012     70 chars (1 sms)     1042 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Man: Whisper those
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Sir:Can ppl
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Can I go to
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