Why do elephants

Why do elephants
Why do elephants never forget? Because nobody ever tells them anything
  

Jan, 17 2012     70 chars (1 sms)     1105 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination? A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything
After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied: "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."
Two friends, who hadn't seen each other in several years, met on the street. "Who are you working for now?" asked the first. "Same people," answered the other. "My wife and four children."
Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence? Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole
Why do bosses prefer round table conferences? So that no1 can corner them.
English Teacher: Make a sentence using "Neither-Nor" Naughty boy Student: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, "NEiTHER" are they comfortable, "NOR" are we!
A girl comes late to class.TeacheY r u late?Girl: One boy was following me.T: So what?Girl: The boy was walking slowly.
Man to Doc:Is there any way for long life? Doc:Get married. Man:Will it help? Doc:No,but the thought of long life will never come to your mind
Teacher:I wish you would pay a little attention!Student:I'm paying as little as I can sir
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
A sardar was always teasing his wife "Teen bachon ki maa". One day she got angry & teased him back "ek bache ka baap
Q: Why do brides wear white? A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.