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Girl: Do U love
Girl: Do U love me?Boy:'Ofcourse darling i do. Girl:Wil U luv me after marriage also? Boy:Tht depends on ur husband. If he allows Me 2 luv u.
  
Jan, 17 2012     141 chars (1 sms)     1126 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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