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Man:I'm looking for a book-"How to control ur wife"...Salesman:Sorry, we Don't Sell Fiction

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If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

indian- i have 4 sister n 3 brothers what abt u? American-i hav no sis or no bro but i hav 4 moms frm 1st dad n 5 dads frm my 1st mom

Sir:B quiet boys!I hav a bad headache Sdent:Why dont u do wot mum Does whn she has a headache?Sir:Whats tht?Sdent:She sends us out to paly

Teacher: pappu, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. pappu: Me!

Husband:You know,our son got his brain from me...............Wife:I think he did,I still got mine with me!!!

The definition of a perfect Wife? - one who helps the husband with the dishes..

Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire? Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.

A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" "No idea," replied the Father, "I'm still paying for it..."

Why does history keep repeating it self? Because we weren't listening the first time !

Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination? A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything

Why do elephants never forget? Because nobody ever tells them anything

Son asks father diff.btw Confidence and Confidential? Dad says- u are my son, i am confident, ur friend is also my son that's Confidential

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