Santa Singh hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of his index finger shot off. 'How did this happen?' the emergency room doctor asked him. 'well, I was trying to commit suicide,' Santa replied. 'What?' sputtered the doctor. 'You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?' 'No! No! No! I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger.'

BANK MANAGER ASKS SANTA IN INTERVIEW: "WHAT IS CYCLONE?"SANTA ANSWERS: "IT IS THE LOAN GIVEN TO PURCHASE A CYCLE....!!

Santa: May I come in Sir? IntervieweWait Please.. Santa: 75 KG Sir!

Teacher 2 santa: Where u were born? Santa: In Tiruvanantapuram. Teacher:tell me its Spelling ? Santa: (after thinking ) I think i was born in Goa....

Santa: What's difference between man & Superman? Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the trouser.

Santa wanted to do a STD call to Punjab, he wanted to save money. What did he do? He went to Punjab and made a Local call.

While at the college Sardar happened to watch the notice board. It reads: Invites suggestions for the modification of Ladies Room. Sardar writes under - Let the men Permit to Enter

Santasingh dials a no..A girl receives it. Santa who r u? Girl seeta here..santa oye maine to chandigarh phne kiya tha,ye ayodhya kaise pahunch gaya?

SANTA NE BIWI SEY POOCHA AAJ THO CHICKEN BAHUTH TASTY HAI.. KUCH KHAS MASALA LAGAYA KYA? BIWI: KUCH NAHI THODI SA JAL GAYA THA... ISLIYE BURNOL CREAM LAGAYA...

Santa: Whats the name of your car?Banta: I dont know.. but it starts with T Santa: Kamaal Hai... My Car starts with Petrol..

Sardar owned a factory He issued orders that only married men world be employed.Friend Asks:Why this?Banta:Bcoz married Man r more obedient

Sardar:Shirt K Liye Badhiya Kapda Dikhana?SalesMan:PLAIN Me Dikhau?Sardar:Hawai Jahaaz Tak Jaane Ki Kya Jarurat Hai? Yahi Dikha Do na .