Santa: JALDI KAR KHIDKI SE KOOD, POLICE AA RAHI HAI.Banta: LEKIN YE 13've MANZIL HAI.Santa: YE SHAGUN-APSHAGUN SOCHNE KA WAQT NAHI HAI

Santa giving exam while standing at the door. A man asked "Why are you standing at the door?" Santa: "Idiot, I am giving entrance test."

Joke of the Century:Teacher asked Sardar" If U dial 001 then what will happen?"Sarda"Police Jeep will come, in Reverse Gear...

Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day.Banta asked: What are you doing? Santa: Drying sweat

Banta going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle"banta gets furious & slap him & says" Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai"!

'Take me to the 10th floor,' said Banta Singh as he entered the lift of a high rise bulding. When the lift reached its destination, the liftman opened its gates and said, 'The 10th floor, beta.' 'Why did you call me beta?' demanded Banta Singh. D'I am not your son.' I called you beta because I brought you up,' replied the liftman.

Santa singh busy removing a wheel From auto,person asks sardar y r u removing a wheel from ur auto?Sardar:cant u read,"parking for2 wheeler only.

Santa: For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me. I don't know how she got my no, she interrupts whenever I call someone and says "please recharge your card"

While at the college Sardar happened to watch the notice board. It reads: Invites suggestions for the modification of Ladies Room. Sardar writes under - Let the men Permit to Enter

Santa drives in2 1-way & cross NO ENTRY board. Police: Oye tainu No ENTRY da board dekha nai? Santa" Oye!Mainu lagga film poster hai

Santa wanted to do a STD call to Punjab, he wanted to save money. What did he do? He went to Punjab and made a Local call.

A drunk SARDAR fall from 3rd floor,people gathered n asked,kya hua ? He replied,pata nahi me bhi abhi niche aaya hun