We areall faced

We areall faced with a series of great opportunities brilliantly disguised asimpossible situations.

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No one wouldtalk much in society; if he knew how often he misunderstands others.

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

Man alone contains

Man alone contains within himself as many species as exist on earth.

The desire for

The desire for change is a sign of safety.

Nothing so wonderfully

Nothing so wonderfully concentrates the mind as theprospect of a hanging.

Expreince never helps

Expreince never helps us avoid doing something foolish; it merely prevents us from enjoying it.

There are always

There are always two forces warring against each other within us.

Conduct is wise or

Conduct is wise or foolish only in reference to its results.

Remember when feminisit

Remember when feminisit movements were something men gathered on street corners to admire as the girls strolled by

If Ihad six hours

If Ihad six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first hour sharpening the ax.

Words are like spears

Words are like spears: Once they leave your lips they can never come back.

Manners are the

Manners are the hypocrisy of a nation.

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