A fool shows his annoyance at once, but a prudent man overlooks an insult.

Itis all right if you talk to yourself. It is all right if you answer yourself.But when you start disagreeing with the answers, you've got a problem.

If all those who speak would weigh their words, how light air would be!

Mostpeople I ask little from. I try to give them much, and expect nothing inreturn and I do very well in the bargain.

A large ocean liner was headed across the Atlantic fromPortsmouth to New York. As it neared its destination at night, a lookout onthe wing of the bridge reported, ‘Light, bearing on the starboardbow.’‘Is it steady or moving astern?’ the captain called out

Reasonguides but a small part of man, and the rest obeys feeling, true or false,and passion, good or bad.

Ignorance is a bold, and knowledge reserved

The hand of liberality is stronger than the arm of power.

Comedy is an escape, not from the truth but from despair; a narrow escape into faith.

A clynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing

One of the difficult things to give away is kindness - is usually returned

It's notthe size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.