Thereare two dilemmas

Thereare two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone whowon't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go?

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The condition upon

The condition upon which God hath given liberty to man is eternal vigilance.

You can't unscramble

You can't unscramble an egg.

There is no evil

There is no evil in the atoms, only in men's souls.

The difficultpart in

The difficultpart in an argument is not to defend one's opinion, but rather to know it.

Bythree methods

Bythree methods we may learn wisdom: first, by reflection, which is noblest;second, imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is thebitterest.

Silencemay be golden,

Silencemay be golden, but can you think of a better way to entertain someone than tolisten to him?

Ninety-ninepercent

Ninety-ninepercent of all problems in communications start with misunderstandings whichdevelop as a result of differing viewpoints and conditioning.

I'mjust preparing

I'mjust preparing my impromptu remarks.

Being virtuous is

Being virtuous is no feat once temptation ceases.

As longas you keep

As longas you keep a person down, some part of you has to be down there to hold himdown, so it means you cannot soar as you otherwise might.

Happinessis the only

Happinessis the only sanction of life; where happiness fails, existence remains a madand lamentable experiment.

Stoppingat third base

Stoppingat third base adds no more to the score than striking out.

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