Thereare two dilemmas

Thereare two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone whowon't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go?

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There are three faithful

There are three faithful friends; and old wife, an old dog and ready money.

Makesure you leave

Makesure you leave some fat for the other side.

All creeds and opinions

All creeds and opinions are nothing but the result of chance and temperament.

You grow up

You grow up the day you have first real laugh - at yourself

Small deeds done

Small deeds done are better than great deeds planned

Therecan be no

Therecan be no doubt that the average man blames much more than he praises. Hisinstinct is to blame. If he is satisfied he says nothing; if he is not, hemost illogically kicks up a row.

When regard for

When regard for truth has been broken down or evenslightly weakened, all things will remain doubtful.

Imagination grows

Imagination grows by excercise and in more powerful in the mature rather than in the young.

Forbidden fruit can

Forbidden fruit can get us into a real jam.

Responsibility is the

Responsibility is the high price of self-ownership.

Bythree methods

Bythree methods we may learn wisdom: first, by reflection, which is noblest;second, imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is thebitterest.

The louder the

The louder the talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.

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