Even a fish wouldn'

Even a fish wouldn'

Even a fish wouldn't get into trouble if it kept its mouth shut.

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Originality is the

Originality is the art of Concealing your Source.

Any man can make

Any man can make mistakes but only an idiot persists in his error.

Kindness is a language

Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and a blind can read.

The majority of

The majority of mankind always has been and always will be composed of imbeciles.

As if you could

As if you could kill time without injuring eternity.

Beautiful young people are

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, Beautiful old people are works of art.

Buyingis cheaper than

Buyingis cheaper than asking.

Pleasant words are

Pleasant words are the food of love.

Eyes are more accurate

Eyes are more accurate witness than ears

Onemight as well

Onemight as well try to ride two horses moving in different directions, as totry to maintain in equal force two opposing or contradictory sets of desires.

You gotto be very

You gotto be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you mightnot get there.

Neveranswer a letter

Neveranswer a letter while you are angry.

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