You could forgive an enemy. It is harder to forgive yourself.

Itis all right if you talk to yourself. It is all right if you answer yourself.But when you start disagreeing with the answers, you've got a problem.

Consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.

The audience see a JOKER as JOKER...! But the JOKER sees himself as a PERFORMER.... No matter what others think. it is your life. Go on with Confidence..!!

Of all the ways to make your fortune the quickest and the best is to make people see clearly how much is your success is in there interest

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

Ignorance is a bold, and knowledge reserved

An adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is an adventure wrongly considered.

A large ocean liner was headed across the Atlantic fromPortsmouth to New York. As it neared its destination at night, a lookout onthe wing of the bridge reported, ‘Light, bearing on the starboardbow.’‘Is it steady or moving astern?’ the captain called out

The art of writing is the art of restraint.

A man without patience is a lamp without oil.

Finance is the art of passing currency from hand to hand until it finally disappears.