Whenyou plant lettuce

Whenyou plant lettuce, if it does not grow well, you don't blame the lettuce. Youlook for reasons it is not doing well. It may need fertilizer, or more water,or less sun. You never blame the lettuce. Yet if we have problems with ourfriends or our family,

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The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

Inspiration is apt

Inspiration is apt to come only while one is working, waited for, it usually keeps waiting.

I have never

I have never been able to conceive how any rational beingcould propose happiness to himself from the exercise of power over others.

The man who

The man who opts for revenge should dig two graves.

I don't like that

I don't like that man. I'm going to have to get to knowhim better.

It's better to

It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

The art of showmanship

The art of showmanship is to give the public what is wants just before it knows what it wants.

Negotiatingin the classic

Negotiatingin the classic diplomatic sense assumes parties are more anxious to agreethan to disagree.

Thefreedom of the

Thefreedom of the city is not negotiable. We cannot negotiate with those whosay, What’s mine is mine and what’s yours is negotiable.

Nobody'sa natural.

Nobody'sa natural. You work hard to get good and then work to get better. It's hardto stay on top.

Speechis human, silence

Speechis human, silence is divine, yet also brutish and dead; therefore we mustlearn both arts.

Our fear of disaster

Our fear of disasters that may never happen robs us of the courage to meet the ills that do occur

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