Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

The last function of reason is to recognize that there is an infinity of things which surpass it.

If error is corrected whenever it is recognized as such,the path of error is the path of truth.

Beon a horse when you go in search of a better one.

If speaking is silver, then listening is gold.

Soremarkably perverse is the nature of man that he despises those that court himand admires whoever will not bend before him.

Thedifference between the right word and the almost right word is the differencebetween lightning and a lightning bug.

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

A large ocean liner was headed across the Atlantic fromPortsmouth to New York. As it neared its destination at night, a lookout onthe wing of the bridge reported, ‘Light, bearing on the starboardbow.’‘Is it steady or moving astern?’ the captain called out

Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties.

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

It is throughcooperation, rather than conflict, that your greatest successes will bederived.