Alwaysforgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.

You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.

He who asks questions cannot avoid the answers.

Imaginationis the eye of your soul.

Ifyou wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, 'You are wrong.' Thismethod works every time.

You may be deceived if you trust too much, but you willlive in torment if you don't trust enough.

Hatred does not not cease by hatred; but only by rule; this is the eternal rule.

A hard job is one which leaves a fellow as tired before week-end as after.

A large ocean liner was headed across the Atlantic fromPortsmouth to New York. As it neared its destination at night, a lookout onthe wing of the bridge reported, ‘Light, bearing on the starboardbow.’‘Is it steady or moving astern?’ the captain called out

How should the lamb negotiate with the lion.

The true test of intelligence is not how much people know how to do, but how they behave when they don't know what to do.

WheneverI hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried onhim personally.