The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

Voilence is a Just when kindness is vain

Allmarried couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art ofmaking love. Good battle is objective and honest never vicious or cruel. Goodbattle is healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principle ofequal partnership.

Even a fish wouldn't get into trouble if it kept its mouth shut.

Every advantage has its tax

Alwaysforgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.

The desire for change is a sign of safety.

Talkingjaw-jaw is always better than war-war.

He whocannot cut the bread evenly cannot get on well with people.

You don'trun twenty-six miles at five minutes a mile on good looks and a secretrecipe.

Anyonewho conducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence,just his memory.

He who truly knows has no occasion to shout