Whenpeople say women

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

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A man's ruin lies

A man's ruin lies in his tongue.

The ability to

The ability to speak eloquently is not to be confused with having something tosay.

There is a sweet

There is a sweet joy that comes to us after sorrow.

Charlie Chaplin said

Charlie Chaplin said"Life laughs at u when u are unhappy Life smiles at u when u are happy But, Life salutes u when u make others happy"

We'reeyeball to eyeball

We'reeyeball to eyeball and the other fellow just blinked.

Suffer fools gladly,

Suffer fools gladly, they might be right.

Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

Maturityis the capacity

Maturityis the capacity to endure uncertainty.

No one can make

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

Badplanning on your

Badplanning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

Grantgraciously what

Grantgraciously what you cannot refuse safely and conciliate those you cannotconquer.

A miserand a liar bargain

A miserand a liar bargain quickly.

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