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Whenpeople say women
Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.
  
Jan, 21 2012     183 chars (2 sms)     713 views       Quotes

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Ultimately, the
Ultimately, the only power to which man should aspire isthat which he exercises over himself.
Nevercut what you can untie.
Nevercut what you can untie.
Thetime to repair the
Thetime to repair the roof is when the sun is shining.
If at first you do
If at first you do succeed, try, try not to be a bore
It is a strange
It is a strange desire to seek power and to lose liberty,or to seek power over others and to lose power over a man's self.
Honesty is like
Honesty is like an icicle; if once it melts that is theend of it.
A perfect method
A perfect method for adding drama to life is to wait untilthe deadline looms large.
The possession of
The possession of power over others in inherently destructiveboth to the possessor of the power and to those over whom it is exercised.
If you could kick
If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.
A critic is a man
A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car.
A hard job is one
A hard job is one which leaves a fellow as tired before week-end as after.
Everyone speaks well
Everyone speaks well of his heart, but no one dares to say it of his dead.

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