Whenpeople say women

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

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No country without an atom bomb could properly consider itself independet.

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Enthusiasm is faith set on fire.

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Any child who has parents who are interested in him and has a house full of books isin't poor.

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There isnothing so disagreeable, that a patient mind cannot find some solace for it.

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