Whenpeople say women

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

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Think big, believe

Think big, believe big and act big for gaining victory over your difficulties.

The condition upon

The condition upon which God hath given liberty to man is eternal vigilance.

Few things help

Few things help an individual more than to placeresponsibility upon him, and to let him know that you trust him.

You can't unscrambl

You can't unscramble an egg.

Don'tconsider your

Don'tconsider your reputation and you may do anything you like.

Out of the fullness

Out of the fullness of the heart the mouth speaks.

True miracle are

True miracle are created by men when they use the courage and intelligence God has given him

Any child who has

Any child who has parents who are interested in him and has a house full of books isin't poor.

Theultimate test of

Theultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands.

Make the best

Make the best use of what is in your power, and take therest as it happens.

The directuse of

The directuse of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employedonly by small children and large nations.

Self-trust is

Self-trust is the first secret of success.

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