Whenpeople say women

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

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The hand of liberty

The hand of liberty is stronger than arms of power.

Neversay more than

Neversay more than is necessary.

Nevermiss a good

Nevermiss a good chance to shut up.

Informationis a negotiator's

Informationis a negotiator's greatest weapon.

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Politeness is to human

Politeness is to human nature what warmth is to wax.

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