Whenpeople say women

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

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Nature arms each

Nature arms each man with some faculty which enables himto do easily some feat impossible to any other.

Be your own judge

Be your own judge and you will be happy.

Power takes as

Power takes as ingratitude the writhing of its victims.

Ifpassion drives you,

Ifpassion drives you, let reason hold the reins.

Mistakes are to Life

Mistakes are to Life what shadows are to Light.

A man may die,

A man may die, nations may rise and fall, but an idea lives Ideas have endurance without death.

If Ishould ever

If Ishould ever be captured, I want no negotiation—andif I should request a negotiation from captivity they should consider that asign of duress.

Life has become

Life has become a struggle between keeping your weight down and you spirits up.

Don't wrestlea pig

Don't wrestlea pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.

Power is no

Power is no blessing in itself, except when it is used toprotect the innocent.

Every child is an

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up.

To be simple is

To be simple is the best thing in the world; to be modest is the next best thing. I am not so sure about being quiet.

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