Whenpeople say women

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

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The basic building

The basic building block of good communications is the feeling that every humanbeing is unique and of value.

The man who

The man who opts for revenge should dig two graves.

It is no profit to

It is no profit to have learned well, if you neglect to do well.

Onlyfree men can

Onlyfree men can negotiate. Prisoners cannot enter into contracts. Your freedomand mine cannot be separated.

The singlemost powerful

The singlemost powerful tool for winning a negotiation is the ability to get up andwalk away from the table without a deal.

Any man's death

Any man's death diminishes me, because i am involved in mankind; and, therefore, never tend to know for whom the bell tolls. It tolls for thee.

There are always

There are always two forces warring against each other within us.

Few men of action

Few men of action have been able to make a graceful exit at the appropriate time.

Icannot give you

Icannot give you a formula for success, but I can give you the formula forfailure: Try to please everyone.

If you can't love

If you can't love visible people, then how can u love invisible God. - Mother teresa

Imagination is useful

Imagination is useful as long as it remains practical.

Truthsprings from

Truthsprings from argument amongst friends.

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