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Whenpeople say women
Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.
  
Jan, 21 2012     183 chars (2 sms)     742 views       Quotes

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When the defects
When the defects of others are percieved with so much clarity, it is because one possesses with oneself.
Nature's instructions
Nature's instructions are always slow, those of men are generally premature.
A man without patience
A man without patience is a lamp without oil.
COURAGE IS THE FLEEING
COURAGE IS THE FLEEING FORWARD.
Trust only movement
Trust only movement. Life happens at the level of events, notof words. Trust movement.
Power tends to
Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
Tell meand I'll forget.
Tell meand I'll forget. Show me, and I may not remember. Involve me, and I'llunderstand.
There isnothing so
There isnothing so disagreeable, that a patient mind cannot find some solace for it.
If a man is prodigal,
If a man is prodigal, he cannot be truly generous
Measurement of life
Measurement of life should be rather proportioned to the intensity of experience than it's actual length.
It's the job that'
It's the job that's never started as takes longest to finish.
The great advantage
The great advantage of a hotel is that it's a refuge from home life.

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