Whenpeople say women

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

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Don'thate, it's

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Nine times out of

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There is much

There is much more learning than knowing in the world.

If Ishould ever

If Ishould ever be captured, I want no negotiation—andif I should request a negotiation from captivity they should consider that asign of duress.

Whetherit's the best

Whetherit's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.

Conflict is neither

Conflict is neither good nor bad. Properly managed, it is absolutely vital.

Kindness it is that

Kindness it is that bring forth kindness.

Life without the

Life without the Courage is death for slavery.

Quarrelsend, but

Quarrelsend, but words once spoken never die.

Keep inmind that

Keep inmind that the better you understand what you want and why you want it, thebetter your chances will be of acquiring it.

Anyone whoconducts an

Anyone whoconducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence,just his memory.

The art of showmanship

The art of showmanship is to give the public what is wants just before it knows what it wants.

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