Whenpeople say women

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

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A perfect method

A perfect method for adding drama to life is to wait untilthe deadline looms large.

Icannot give you

Icannot give you a formula for success, but I can give you the formula forfailure: Try to please everyone.

There is no cure

There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.

A smallbenefit obtained

A smallbenefit obtained is better than a great one in expectation.

Nothing is greater

Nothing is greater impediment to being on good terms with other than being ill at ease with yourself.

Trust exists; only

Trust exists; only lies are invented.

The highest pleasure

The highest pleasure to be got out of freedom, and having nothing to do, is labour

Each time we read

Each time we read, a seed is sown for the future.

There are three ways

There are three ways of bearing ills of life: by indifference, by philosophy, and by religion.

Diseases are Tax on the pleasure.

As contagion of

As contagion of sickness makes sickness, contagion oftrust can make trust.

In all superstitions

In all superstitions wise men follow fools.

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