Whenpeople say women

Whenpeople say women
Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.
  

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Necessitynever made a good bargain.
A shipin harbor is safe, but that is not what ships arebuilt for.
Makesure you leave some fat for the other side.
Power gravitates to the man who knows how.
Theloftier the building the deeper the foundation must be.
Evil communication corrupt good manners.
Usenon-verbal communication to SOFTEN the hard-line position of others: S =Smile, O = Open, Posture, F = Forward Lean, T = Touch, E = Eye Contact, N =Nod.
Afanatic is a person who can’t change his mind and won’t change.
The more estimable the offender, the greater the torment.
Tell meand I'll forget. Show me, and I may not remember. Involve me, and I'llunderstand.
Melancholy is the joy of being said.
Hatred does not not cease by hatred; but only by rule; this is the eternal rule.