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Whenpeople say women
Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.
  
Jan, 21 2012     183 chars (2 sms)     743 views       Quotes

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Life only demands
Life only demands from you the strength you posses
Whetherit's the best
Whetherit's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.
People who invite
People who invite trouble always complain when it occurs.
All mankind is divided
All mankind is divided into three classes: those who are immovable; those who are movable; and those who move.
There is a slogan
There is a slogan written in the entrance gate of all schools in JAPAN ."IF U CANNOT DO, NO OTHER HUMAN IN THE WORLD CAN DO IT".Believe in YOURSELF.
Kindness is never
Kindness is never wasted. If it has no effect on the recepient, at least it benefits the bestower.
Hatred does not not
Hatred does not not cease by hatred; but only by rule; this is the eternal rule.
Nature arms each
Nature arms each man with some faculty which enables himto do easily some feat impossible to any other.
The numberone goal in
The numberone goal in resolving a conflict is to make sure both sides maintain theirself-esteem.
The measure of
The measure of a man is what he does with power.
Thefirst principle of
Thefirst principle of contract negotiation is don'tremind them of what you did in the past; tell them what you're going to do inthe future.
It is in our idleness,
It is in our idleness, in our dreams, that submerged truth sometimes comes to top.

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