Whenpeople say women

Whenpeople say women
Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.
  

Jan, 21 2012     183 chars (2 sms)     677 views       Quotes

more Quotes SMS Messages

Thereare two sides to every question.
Believing that soom good can be derived from every event is a better preposition than that everything happens for the best, which is assuredly does not.
Conflictisn't negative, it just is.
Never[enter] into dispute or argument with another. I never yet saw an instance ofone of two disputants convincing the other by argument. I have seen many ontheir getting warm, becoming rude and shooting one another.
Where love rules, there is no will to power; and wherepower predominates, there love is lacking. The one is the shadow of theother.
God made time, but man made haste.
Nobody'sa natural. You work hard to get good and then work to get better. It's hardto stay on top.
One ofthe lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and alwaysa clever thing to say.
A language is like living skin itself.
The most successful man in the life is the man who has the best information.
Health and Cheerfulness mutually begets each other.
"Man wishes2fly like a bird,sing like cuckoo,dance like a peacock,swim like a fish,But Man dosnt wish2live like a man"