Whenpeople say women

Whenpeople say women
Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.
  

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Always the dullness of the fool is the whetstone of the wits
Theeasiest, the most tempting, and the least creative response to conflictwithin an organization is to pretend it does notexist.
So longas a man is angry he cannot be in the right.
Icannot divine how it happens that the man who knows the least is the mostargumentative.
Myfather said: you must never try to make all the money that's in a deal. Letthe other fellow make some money too, because if you have a reputation foralways making all the money, you won't have many deals.
Conflictlies at the core of innovation.
Patriots always talk of dying for their country, and never of killing for their country
There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.
No matterhow thin you make a pancake, it always has two sides.
Only freemen can negotiate. Prisoners cannot enter into contracts. Your freedom andmine cannot be separated.
Power is not a means, it is an end. One does not establisha dictatorship in order to safeguard a revolution; one makes the revolutionin order to establish the dictatorship.
As if you could kill time without injuring eternity.