Whenpeople say women

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

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Power does not

Power does not corrupt men; fools, however, if they getinto a position of power, corrupt power.

Thereis no squabbling

Thereis no squabbling so violent as that between peoplewho accepted an idea yesterday and those who will accept the same ideatomorrow.

Laughter is shortest distance

Laughter is shortest distance between two people.

Inspiration comes of working

Inspiration comes of working every day.

If speakingis silver

If speakingis silver, then listening is gold.

In God we

In God we trust; all others pay cash.

Kindness it is that

Kindness it is that bring forth kindness.

Let not thy wil

Let not thy will roar, when the power can but whisper.

Out of the fullness

Out of the fullness of the heart the mouth speaks.

You don'trun twenty

You don'trun twenty-six miles at five minutes a mile on good looks and a secretrecipe.

The condition upon

The condition upon which God hath given liberty to man is eternal vigilance.

Theharder the conflict,

Theharder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.

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