Whenpeople say women

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

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The king goes as

The king goes as far as he may, not as far as he could.

People who can't

People who can't admit they are part of the problem, willnever be part of its solution.

Consistencyrequires you

Consistencyrequires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago.

Thetrouble with talking

Thetrouble with talking too fast is you may say something you haven't thought ofyet.

Drowning problems in

Drowning problems in an ocean of information is not the same as solving them.

You can be erudite

You can be erudite with knowledge of others; you can be wise only with your wisdom.

One must be poor

One must be poor to know the luxury of giving.

Whenour knowing

Whenour knowing exceeds our sensing, we will no longer be deceived by theillusions of our senses.

If your desires be

If your desires be endless, your cares and fears will be so too.

To ease another's

To ease another's heartache is to forget one's own.

You gotto be

You gotto be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you mightnot get there.

Parents these days

Parents these days scarcely bring up children; they finance them.

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