Whenpeople say women

Whenpeople say women
Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.
  

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Imaginationis the eye of your soul.
He that is unkind to his own will not be kind to others.
One cannot be precise and still be pure.
To be wronged is nothing, unless you continue to remember it.
In oneof our concert grand pianos, 243 taut strings exert a pull of 40,000 poundson an iron frame. It is proof that out of great tension may come great harmony.
Charlie Chaplin said"Life laughs at u when u are unhappy Life smiles at u when u are happy But, Life salutes u when u make others happy"
We thought, because we had power, we had wisdom.
Every kind of peaceful cooperation among men is primarilybased on mutual trust and only secondarily on institutions such as courts ofjustice and police.
The Universe is not only queerer that we imagine, it is queered than we can imagine.
Icannot give you a formula for success, but I can give you the formula forfailure: Try to please everyone.
The ability to laugh together is the essence of love.
The measure of a man is what he does with power.