Whenpeople say women

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

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Adam and Eve had

Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was tht they escaped teething.

Nothing in life is

Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.

Every generation

Every generation revolts against its fathers and makes friends with its grandfathers.

Pain is the outcome of sin.

A fool can tell

A fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of sense to know how to tell a lie.

Power corrupts.

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.

Zeal is fit only

Zeal is fit only for wise men but is found mostly infools.

Always the dullness

Always the dullness of the fool is the whetstone of the wits

Facts do not cease to exist

Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.

Blessed are they

Blessed are they who have nothing to say and who cannot be persuaded to say it.

Ignorance is a form of

Ignorance is a form of environmental pollution.

Past time is only e

Past time is only eviil at a distance.

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