Whenpeople say women

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

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No battle is more

No battle is more sorely lost that the one not fought

There is sweet

There is sweet joy that comes to us that comes to us after sorrow.

To be wronged is

To be wronged is nothing, unless you continue to remember it.

There is all the

There is all the difference in the world between having something to say and havingto say something.

Ultimately, the only

Ultimately, the only power to which man should aspire isthat which he exercises over himself.

It is a lesson

It is a lesson which all history teaches wise men, to puttrust in ideas, and not in circumstances.

Weagree completely on

Weagree completely on everything, including the fact we don't see eye to eye.

Modesty is the

Modesty is the clothing of talent.

You cannot truly

You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.

You may be deceived

You may be deceived if you trust too much, but you willlive in torment if you don't trust enough.

Night is the blotting

Night is the blotting paper of many sorrows.

The more you seat

The more you seat in peace, the less you bleed in war

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