Whenpeople say women

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

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In thefield of observation,

In thefield of observation, chance favors only theprepared minds.

Non-cooperationis a

Non-cooperationis a measure of discipline and sacrifice, and it demands respect for theopposite views.

Aclosed mind is like

Aclosed mind is like a closed book; just a block of wood.

No country without

No country without an atom bomb could properly consider itself independet.

Pleasure is the sincerest

Pleasure is the sincerest compliment.

A gem is not

A gem is not polished without rubbing, nor is a man perfected without trials.

There is no cure

There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.

Hold a true friend

Hold a true friend with both your hands.

Power, however

Power, however it has evolved, whatever its origins, willnot be given up without a struggle.

You don'trun twenty

You don'trun twenty-six miles at five minutes a mile on good looks and a secretrecipe.

You could forgive

You could forgive an enemy. It is harder to forgive yourself.

Peace cannot be

Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be won, through understanding. Our longingfor understandingis Eternal.

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