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Whenpeople say women
Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.
  
Jan, 21 2012     183 chars (2 sms)     1010 views       Quotes

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The more faithfully you listen to the voice withhin you, the batter you will hear what is sounding outside.And only he who listens can speak.
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To copy is to
To copy is to put an end to creativeness. Unless there is originality, you can do nothing.
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Peaceis not the
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He is poor indeed
He is poor indeed that can promise nothing.
Itis all right if
Itis all right if you talk to yourself. It is all right if you answer yourself.But when you start disagreeing with the answers, you've got a problem.

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