Whenpeople say women

Whenpeople say women
Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.
  

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Malice drinketh its own poison.
A fool shows his annoyance at once, but a prudent man overlooks an insult.
Power doesn't corrupt people, people corrupt power.
A clynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing
A pessimist sees only the dark side of the clouds, and mopes; a philosopher sees both sides, and shrugs; an optimist doesn't care. Momentum is wht it wants to gather.
Negotiatingmeans getting the best of your opponent.
The measure of a man is what he does with power.
Melancholy is the joy of being said.
The comforter's head never aches.
Successis blocked by concentrating on it and planning for it ... Success is shy itwon't come out while you're watching.
Takecare, don't fight, and remember: if you do not choose to lead, you willforever be led by others. Find what scares you, and do it. And you can make adifference, if you choose to do so.
Whodigs a pit for others will fall in themselves.