Whenpeople say women

Whenpeople say women
Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.
  

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Maturityis the capacity to endure uncertainty.
The ability to speak eloquently is not to be confused with having something tosay.
There are questions of real power and then there arequestions of phony authority. You have to break through the phony authorityto begin to fight the real questions of power.
Like aball batted back and forth, a human being is batted by two forces within.
Originality is the art of Concealing your Source.
We ownalmost all our knowledge not to those who have agreed but to those who havediffered.
Saying nothing... sometimes says the most.
If you are distressed by anything external, the pain isnot due to the thing itself but to your own estimate of it; and this you havethe power to revoke at any moment.
Makesure you never, never argue at night. You just lose a good night's sleep, andyou can't settle anything until morning anyway.
To be wronged is nothing, unless you continue to remember it.