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Whenpeople say women
Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.
  
Jan, 21 2012     183 chars (2 sms)     724 views       Quotes

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Without dialogue there
Without dialogue there is no communication, without communication there is no true education.
It seemed rather
It seemed rather incongruous that in a society of super sophisticatedcommunication, we often suffer from a shortage of listeners.
Don'tstand by the
Don'tstand by the water and long for fish; go home and weave a net.
A wide screen
A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.
The hero's tomb
The hero's tomb is the cradle of the people
If you get to
If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence,try ordering somebody else's dog around.
you cannot establish
you cannot establish sound security on borrowed money
In God we trust;
In God we trust; all others pay cash.
To believein something
To believein something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
Responsibility is the
Responsibility is the high price of self-ownership.
What we seek
What we seek we shall find, what we flee from flee from us.
The ability to
The ability to speak eloquently is not to be confused with having something tosay.

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