Whenpeople say women

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

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A status symbol

A status symbol is an instrument you clash when you want someone to know you are there.

A miserand a liar bargain

A miserand a liar bargain quickly.

Many a gem of wisdom

Many a gem of wisdom have gone unsaid, because someone lacked ability to express it.

you can not strengthen

you can not strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.

There is no fate

There is no fate that cannot be surmounted by scorn.

Youcan't stay in

Youcan't stay in your corner of the Forest waiting for others to come toyou. You have to go to them sometimes.

A perfect method

A perfect method for adding drama to life is to wait untilthe deadline looms large.

Listening,not imitation,

Listening,not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery.

Thegreatest glory in

Thegreatest glory in living lies not in never falling,but in rising every time we fall.

Everything has it's

Everything has it's beauty, but not every one sees it.

I think we may

I think we may safely trust a good deal more than we do.

Manners make the

Manners make the fortune of the ambitious youth.

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