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Whenpeople say women
Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.
  
Jan, 21 2012     183 chars (2 sms)     924 views       Quotes

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Whenpeople say women
Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.
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Never ask a barber
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Dig a well before you are thirsty.
Dig a well before you are thirsty.
You can't unscrambl
You can't unscramble an egg.
Power gravitates
Power gravitates to the man who knows how.
It's better to
It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
Originality is the
Originality is the art of Concealing your Source.
The measure of
The measure of a man is what he does with power.
Pleasure is the sincerest
Pleasure is the sincerest compliment.
Consistencyrequires you
Consistencyrequires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago.
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Write injuries in dust, benefits in marble.

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