Whenpeople say women

Whenpeople say women
Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.
  

Jan, 21 2012     183 chars (2 sms)     890 views       Quotes

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Speakwhen you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
Nobody everforgets where he buried the hatchet.
A lie has no leg, but a scandel has wings
A woman has reached reaal women's-lib status when she is the one who forgers the wedding Aniversary
A man'sconversation is the mirror of his thoughts.
.Oneshould count each day a separate life.
Thereis no squabbling so violent as that between peoplewho accepted an idea yesterday and those who will accept the same ideatomorrow.
Ability is poor men's wealth
The man who opts for revenge should dig two graves.
Twoprisoners whose cells adjoin communicate with each other by knocking on thewall. The wall is the thing which separates them but is also their means ofcommunication. It is the same with us and God. Every separation is a link.
Words should be scattered like seeds, no matter how small the seed may be, its it has one found favourable ground, it unfolds its strength.
Whodigs a pit for others will fall in themselves.