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Whenpeople say women
Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.
  
Jan, 21 2012     183 chars (2 sms)     913 views       Quotes

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Money is what
Money is what things run into and people run out of
He whocannot cut
He whocannot cut the bread evenly cannot get on well with people.
You can not do
You can not do a kindness too soon, for you never know how soon it will be too late.
No battle is more
No battle is more sorely lost that the one not fought
Conflict is neither
Conflict is neither good nor bad. Properly managed, it is absolutely vital.
The worst form
The worst form of injustice is pretended justice.
A man without imagination
A man without imagination is like a bird without wings.
Nothing has happend
Nothing has happend to you unless you make much of it.
I think I could
I think I could sum up my position on this with therecitation of a brief Russian proverb ‘Doveryai no Proveryai.’ Itmeans trust but verify.
It isdifficult to negotiate
It isdifficult to negotiate where neither will trust.
Only few men think
Only few men think, but all have opinions.
By tryingoften,
By tryingoften, the monkey learns to jump from the tree.

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