Whenpeople say women

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

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Labour with what

Labour with what zeal we will. Something still remains undone.

Self-trust is

Self-trust is the first secret of success.

Now-a-days

Now-a-days women don't hire domestic help-they marry it.

Don'tconsider your

Don'tconsider your reputation and you may do anything you like.

A lie has no leg,

A lie has no leg, but a scandel has wings

Never Explain Yourself

Never Explain Yourself to Anyone Because The person Who Likes U Doesn"t Need It. And The Person Who Dislikes U Won"t belive it....!!""

Enthusiasm is faith

Enthusiasm is faith set on fire.

Wenever have the

Wenever have the time to do it right but always have time to do it over.

A lifemaking mistakes

A lifemaking mistakes is not only more honorable, butmore useful than a life spent doing nothing at all.

What matter is

What matter is not to add years to your life but to add life to your years.

There is much

There is much more learning than knowing in the world.

Patience is bitter,

Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet.

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