Whenpeople say women

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

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If wecannot end

If wecannot end our differences at least we can make the world safe for diversity.

The ability to

The ability to speak eloquently is not to be confused with having something tosay.

Aquarrel is like buttermilk

Aquarrel is like buttermilk: once it's out of the churn, the more you shakeit, the more sour it grows.

Ultimately, the only

Ultimately, the only power to which man should aspire isthat which he exercises over himself.

A man without imagination

A man without imagination is like a bird without wings.

I know you believe

I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure yourealize that what you heard isn't what I meant.

I don't like that

I don't like that man. I'm going to have to get to knowhim better.

If error is corrected

If error is corrected whenever it is recognized as such,the path of error is the path of truth.

Measurement of life

Measurement of life should be rather proportioned to the intensity of experience than it's actual length.

The comforter's

The comforter's head never aches.

Sometimesyou have to

Sometimesyou have to be silent to be heard.

I love power

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. Ilove it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords andharmonies.

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