Whenpeople say women

Whenpeople say women
Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.
  

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Gossip is the art of saying nothing, in a manner that leaves nothing unsaid
Bestill when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say whatyou've got to say, and say it hot.
It is only when men begin to worship that they begin to grow.
Our fear of disasters that may never happen robs us of the courage to meet the ills that do occur
Man's life would be wretched and confined if it were to missthe candid intimacy developed by mutual trust and esteem.
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends upon the unreasonable man.
When youcannot make up your mind which of two evenly balanced courses of action youshould take choose the bolder.
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It is a strange desire, to seek power, and to loseliberty; or to seek power over others, and to lose power over a man's self.
Standingin the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by thetraffic from both sides.
Whenelephants fight, it is the grass who suffers.
Am Inot destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?