Whenpeople say women

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

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Civilization is a movement

Civilization is a movement and not a condition, a voyage and not a harbour.

Power takes as

Power takes as ingratitude the writhing of its victims.

You'rein a much

You'rein a much better position to talk with people when they approach you thanwhen you approach them.

We arethe prisoners

We arethe prisoners of ideas.

Power is like being

Power is like being a lady... if you have to tell peopleyou are, you aren't.

Don'tuse a lot where a

Don'tuse a lot where a little will do.

Thereis no such

Thereis no such thing as absolute value in this world. You can only estimate whata thing is worth to 'you.'

Two man looks

Two man looks out through the same bars: the one sees the mud, the one the stars.

The oldbelieve everything

The oldbelieve everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young knoweverything.

Evil alone has oil for every wheel

Timinghas a lot to

Timinghas a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

To be spiritual is

To be spiritual is not to reject reason but to go beyond it.

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