Whenpeople say women

Whenpeople say women
Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.
  

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Power is not a means, it is an end. One does not establisha dictatorship in order to safeguard a revolution; one makes the revolutionin order to establish the dictatorship.
It is said that power corrupts, but actually it's moretrue that power attracts the corruptible. The sane are usually attracted byother things than power.
Myfather said: you must never try to make all the money that's in a deal. Letthe other fellow make some money too, because if you have a reputation foralways making all the money, you won't have many deals.
Science has promised us truth. It has never promised us either peace or happiness.
Livingwith integrity means: not settling for less than what you know you deserve inyour relationships. Asking for what you want and need from others. Speakingyour truth, even though it might create conflict or tension. Behaving in waysthat are in harmony
Itmatters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
Kindwords can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.
Buyingis cheaper than asking.
Don'tcut off your nose to spite your face.
A man does not know what he is saying until he knows what he is not saying.
You made your bed, now lie in it.
Happiness is the art of making a bouquet of those flowers within reach.