Whenmen and women

Whenmen and women agree, it is only in their conclusions; their reasons arealways different.

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When indoubt, ask. When not in doubt, ask. If you are not in doubt, you may bekidding yourself.

If at first you do succeed, try, try not to be a bore

Nature's instructions are always slow, those of men are generally premature.

The oldbelieve everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young knoweverything.

Education is the ability to listen to almost everything without losing your temper or self-confidence.

Badplanning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

Nothing would be done at all if a man waited till he could do it so well that no one could find fault with it

Allthings at first appear difficult.

A fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of sense to know how to tell a lie.

Alexander's last wrds: Bury my body, dont build any monument. Kip my hand outside,so dat d wrld knws,who won th wrld had noting in hand wen dyin.

The man who opts for revenge should dig two graves.

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