The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

Experience keeps a dear school, but tools will learn in no other.

Marriagemeans expectations and expectations mean conflict.

A smallbenefit obtained is better than a great one in expectation.

Wherethe tongue slips, it speaks the truth.

Not everything that is faced can be changed. But nothing can be changed until it is faced.

Forbidden fruit can get us into a real jam.

Allmarried couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art ofmaking love. Good battle is objective and honest never vicious or cruel. Goodbattle is healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principle ofequal partnership.

They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel.

To have a respect for ourselves guides our morals; to have a deference for others governs our manners.

There are three faithful friends; and old wife, an old dog and ready money.

Itisn't that they can't see the solution. It's that they can't see the problem.