Politeness is the

Politeness is the

Politeness is the art of selecting among one's real thoughts.

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Wherethe tongue

Wherethe tongue slips, it speaks the truth.

You gotto be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you mightnot get there.

Personal responsibility

Personal responsibility is too fiscal accountability as lovemaking is to a gynaecological examination

Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

Buyingis cheaper than

Buyingis cheaper than asking.

Theultimate test of

Theultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands.

Thereare two dilemmas

Thereare two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone whowon't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go?

Silencemay be golden,

Silencemay be golden, but can you think of a better way to entertain someone than tolisten to him?

Only the educated are free.

Only the educated are free.

A shipin harbor is

A shipin harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.

Neversay more than

Neversay more than is necessary.

Man must not check reason by tradition, but must check tradition by reason.

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