No matterhow thin you make a pancake, it always has two sides.

There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.

Unless aman has trained himself for his chance, the chance will only make him lookridiculous.

If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence,try ordering somebody else's dog around.

History repeats itself. that's one of the things wrong with history

Keep things informal. Talking is the natural way to do business. Writing is greatfor keeping records and putting down details, but talk generates ideas. Greatthings come from our luncheon meetings which consist of a sandwich, a cup ofsoup, and a good idea

Thepeople to fear are not those who disagree with you, but those who disagreewith you and are too cowardly to let you know.

The good things of life are not to be had singly, but come to us with a mixture; like a school boy's holiday, with a task affixed to the tail of it.

Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

The most imaginative people are the most credulous, for to them everything is possible.

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.