When aman says

When aman says that he approves something in principle, it means he hasn't theslightest intention of putting it in practice.

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Discord gives a relish to concord.

Even a dog knows

Even a dog knows the difference between being stumbledover and being kicked.

Concentration of wealth

Concentration of wealth will never be a problem as long as we have those three great institutions for redistributing it: Taxes, wives, offspring.

Never[enter] into

Never[enter] into dispute or argument with another. I never yet saw an instance ofone of two disputants convincing the other by argument. I have seen many ontheir getting warm, becoming rude and shooting one another.

Expreince never helps

Expreince never helps us avoid doing something foolish; it merely prevents us from enjoying it.

Thetrouble with talking

Thetrouble with talking too fast is you may say something you haven't thought ofyet.

A teleision set

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

A lie has no leg,

A lie has no leg, but a scandel has wings

You'vegot to know

You'vegot to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em know, when to walk away, know when to run.

Whodigs a pit for

Whodigs a pit for others will fall in themselves.

Education makes people

Education makes people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; Easy to govern, but impossible to enslave

If you ain'tnever

If you ain'tnever pick up the sword, you ain't never have to worry about fallin' on it.

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