When aman says

When aman says that he approves something in principle, it means he hasn't theslightest intention of putting it in practice.

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Luck iswhat happens when preparation meets opportunity.

When the eyes says one thing, and the tounge another, a practised man relise on the language of first.

Personal responsibility is too fiscal accountability as lovemaking is to a gynaecological examination

When a man meets his mates society begins.

It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

Silenceis as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unshown marble of greatsculpture. The silent bear no witness against themselves.

If I giveyou an egg, and you give me an egg, we will each have one egg.

A nation reveals itself not only by the men it honours, the men it remembers.

Aperson whose heart is not content is like a snake which tries to swallow anelephant.

We'reeyeball to eyeball and the other fellow just blinked.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

A perfect method for adding drama to life is to wait untilthe deadline looms large.

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