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If I giveyou an
If I giveyou an egg, and you give me an egg, we will each have one egg.
  
Jan, 21 2012     71 chars (1 sms)     747 views       Quotes

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Whenpeople say women
Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.
Humality is a
Humality is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it.
A Habit is a shirt made of iron.
A Habit is a shirt made of iron.
Constantrepetition carries
Constantrepetition carries conviction.
As a final incentive
As a final incentive before giving up a
It is better to
It is better to suffer wrong than to do it, and happier tobe sometimes cheated than not to trust.
Whenmen and women
Whenmen and women agree, it is only in their conclusions; their reasons arealways different.
The directuse of
The directuse of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employedonly by small children and large nations.
Analysis kills spontaneity
Analysis kills spontaneity.The grain once ground to floor,springs and germinates no more.
We ownalmost all
We ownalmost all our knowledge not to those who have agreed but to those who havediffered.
Humoris the affectionate
Humoris the affectionate communication of insight.
Theloftier the building
Theloftier the building the deeper the foundation must be.

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