If I giveyou an

If I giveyou an egg, and you give me an egg, we will each have one egg.

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Youcan't stay in your corner of the Forest waiting for others to come toyou. You have to go to them sometimes.

I give myself,sometimes, admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it.

It is said that power corrupts, but actually it's moretrue that power attracts the corruptible. The sane are usually attracted byother things than power.

The darkest hour

The darkest hour has only 60 minutes

I know you believe

I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure yourealize that what you heard isn't what I meant.

Nature hasgiven men

Nature hasgiven men one tongue and two ears, that we may hear twice as much as wespeak.

The prevalent fear

The prevalent fear of poverty among the educated classes is the worst moral disease from which our civilization suffers.

Man alone contains

Man alone contains within himself as many species as exist on earth.

Aproblem is a chance

Aproblem is a chance for you to do your best.

No matter how

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.

Nature gave women

Nature gave women too much power; the law gives them too little.

Speakwhen you are

Speakwhen you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

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