If I giveyou an

If I giveyou an egg, and you give me an egg, we will each have one egg.

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Nothingso completely baffles one who is full of trick and duplicity himself, thanstraightforward and simple integrity in another.

Anyonewho conducts

Anyonewho conducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence,just his memory.

EDUCATION BEGINS WITH LIFE.

Man show their

Man show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they think laughable.

The great essentials

The great essentials of happiness are: something to do,something to love and something to hope for.

The deeper the

The deeper the waters are, the more still they run.

Don'tconsider your

Don'tconsider your reputation and you may do anything you like.

Never[enter] into

Never[enter] into dispute or argument with another. I never yet saw an instance ofone of two disputants convincing the other by argument. I have seen many ontheir getting warm, becoming rude and shooting one another.

Gossip is that which

Gossip is that which no one claims to like-but everybody enjoys.

Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

A woman has reached

A woman has reached reaal women's-lib status when she is the one who forgers the wedding Aniversary

Whilewe consider when

Whilewe consider when to begin, it becomes too late.

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