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If I giveyou an egg, and you give me an egg, we will each have one egg.

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Liberty and democracy becomes unholy when their hands are dyed red with innocent blood.

The good things of life are not to be had singly, but come to us with a mixture; like a school boy's holiday, with a task affixed to the tail of it.

Happinessis the only sanction of life; where happiness fails, existence remains a madand lamentable experiment.

He whocannot cut the bread evenly cannot get on well with people.

Myinterest is in the future because I'm going to be spending the rest of mylife there.

Anyonewho conducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence,just his memory.

Youdon't run twenty-six miles at five minutes a mile on good looks and a secretrecipe.

Knowlege is two-fold, and consists not only an affirmation of what is true, but in the negation of that which is faise

Make the best use of what is in your power, and take therest as it happens.

Ittakes nine months to have a baby, no matter how many people you put on thejob.

Freedom is not caprice, but room to enlarge

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