If I giveyou an

If I giveyou an egg, and you give me an egg, we will each have one egg.

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The good rain like a bad preacher, does not know when to leave off.

Why don'tyou want to do what you know you should do? The reason you don't is thatyou're in conflict with yourself.

If power is for sale, sell your mother to buy it. You canalways buy her back again.

Nosnowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.

Now-a-days women don't hire domestic help-they marry it.

You gotto be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you mightnot get there.

Be your own judge and you will be happy.

Between friends there is no need of Justice.

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Who can say more than rich praise, that you alone are you?

Our patience will achieve more than our force.

Science has achieved more for the emancipation of masses than the wisdom of sages.

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