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If I giveyou an egg, and you give me an egg, we will each have one egg.

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I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speakthe truth, and they never believe me.

A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.

Wisdom loves the children of men, but she prefers those who come through foolishness to wisdom

The flowers of life are but illusions. How many fade away and leave no trace; how few yield any fruit and the fruit itself how rarely does it ripen!

The ultimate measured a man is not where he stands in marents of comfort, but whre he stands at times of challenge & contraversy.

People say law but they mean wealth.

Inbusiness, you don't get what you deserve, you get what you negotiate.

It isn't important to come out on top, what matters is to be the one who comes out alive.

When the eyes says one thing, and the tounge another, a practised man relise on the language of first.

Theultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands.

Do not judge, and you will never be mistaken

We cannot all be great but we can always attach ourselves to something that is great.

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