If I giveyou an

If I giveyou an
If I giveyou an egg, and you give me an egg, we will each have one egg.
  

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Thereis no such thing as absolute value in this world. You can only estimate whata thing is worth to 'you.'
Timinghas a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.
If youare planning on doing business with someone again, don't be too tough in thenegotiations. If you're going to skin a cat, don't keep it as a house cat.
To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
A large ocean liner was headed across the Atlantic fromPortsmouth to New York. As it neared its destination at night, a lookout onthe wing of the bridge reported, ‘Light, bearing on the starboardbow.’‘Is it steady or moving astern?’ the captain called out
Speak whenyou are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
Whetherit's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.
In lifeprepare for the hard and all you will encounter will be the required or easy.
A clever person turns great troubles into little ones andlittle ones into none at all.
Anempty sack cannot stand up.
Change meansmovement. Movement means friction. Only in the frictionless vacuum of anonexistent abstract world can movement or change occur without that abrasivefriction of conflict.