The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

A man does not know what he is saying until he knows what he is not saying.

Our faults irritate us most when we see them in others.

Whenyou plant lettuce, if it does not grow well, you don't blame the lettuce. Youlook for reasons it is not doing well. It may need fertilizer, or more water,or less sun. You never blame the lettuce. Yet if we have problems with ourfriends or our family,

He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; he who does not ask a questionremains a fool forever.

Ialways cheer up immensely if an attack is particularly wounding because I think,well, if they attack one personally, it means they have not a singlepolitical argument left.

Whoever does not know the truth is ignorant, but the one who knows the truth but denies is a criminal

Nine times out of ten, we are disappointed in life because we don't ask enough of it.

Don't be took quick to belive anything you read.

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't leads anywhere.

Nothing so wonderfully concentrates the mind as theprospect of a hanging.

Years wrinkle the face, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul.