If youare leaning

If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

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Manners make the

Manners make the fortune of the ambitious youth.

Suffer fools gladly,

Suffer fools gladly, they might be right.

The tormentof human

The tormentof human frustration, whatever its immediate cause, is the knowledge that theself is in prison, its vital force and ‘mangled mind’ leaking away in lonely,wasteful self-conflict.

Not work, but

Not work, but the thought that he must work is what makes the lazy man tired.

To exaggrerate is

To exaggrerate is to weaken.

Finance is the art

Finance is the art of passing currency from hand to hand until it finally disappears.

Don'tbe afraid of opposition.

Don'tbe afraid of opposition. Remember, a kite rises against, not with, the wind.

It wasimpossible to get a

It wasimpossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

Be slow of tounge and

Be slow of tounge and quick of eye.

Almost all four faults

Almost all four faults are more pardonable than the methods we think up to hide them

Self-trust is

Self-trust is the first secret of success.

Show me a man

Show me a man who cannot bother to do little things andI'll show you a man who cannot be trusted to do big things.

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