If youare leaning

If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

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Talkingcomes by nature, silence by wisdom.

Do not tell me the problem is a difficult one. If it were not difficult, it would not be a problem

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The weaknesses of many make leader possible.

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