If youare leaning

If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

Jan, 20 2012 148 chars (1 sms) 1218 views Quotes

more Quotes SMS Messages

As long as there is life there is danger.

Too late is the medicine prepared, when the disease has strengthened by long delay.

The flowers of life are but illusions. How many fade away and leave no trace; how few yield any fruit and the fruit itself how rarely does it ripen!

No nation is so poor that it cannot afford to gie free speech

Don'tjudge a book by its cover.

If at first you do succeed, try, try not to be a bore

To err is human; to forgive is divine pathway

Thetime to repair the roof is when the sun is shining.

The ruler proclaims the good news himself; he sends the servants out to announce the bad news.

Embracingconflict can become a joy when we know that irritation and frustration canlead to growth and fascination.

The Natural flights of Human mind are not from Pleasure to pleasure, but from hope to hope.

Alexander's last wrds: Bury my body, dont build any monument. Kip my hand outside,so dat d wrld knws,who won th wrld had noting in hand wen dyin.

Categories April Fool Festival Friendship Funny General Graphical Greeting Jokes Language Love Miss You Naughty Occassions Quotes Seasons Shayari Sorry