If youare leaning

If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

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A slyrabbit will have

A slyrabbit will have three openings to its den.

Themost important thing

Themost important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said.

Alwaysforgive your

Alwaysforgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.

The power to

The power to do good is also the power to do harm.

My green thumb

My green thumb came only as a result of the mistakes I made while learning tosee things from the plant's point of view.

Though patience be

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod.

Nothing lays itself

Nothing lays itself open to the change of exaggeration more than the language of naked truth.

There's no point

There's no point in arguing with partisan supporters. Their views are their identity.Nothing you can tell the most phlegmatic follower.

Love is the noblest

Love is the noblest frailty of the of the mind

You only have

You only have power over people so long as you don't takeeverything away from them. But when you've robbed a man of everything he's nolonger in your power he's free again.

All creeds and opinions

All creeds and opinions are nothing but the result of chance and temperament.

Somewherethere is a map

Somewherethere is a map of how it can be done.

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