If youare leaning

If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

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In God we trust;

In God we trust; all others pay cash.

Almost all four faults

Almost all four faults are more pardonable than the methods we think up to hide them

What matter is

What matter is not to add years to your life but to add life to your years.

I'mjust preparing

I'mjust preparing my impromptu remarks.

Dig a well before you are thirsty.

There is a slogan

There is a slogan written in the entrance gate of all schools in JAPAN ."IF U CANNOT DO, NO OTHER HUMAN IN THE WORLD CAN DO IT".Believe in YOURSELF.

Originality is the

Originality is the art of Concealing your Source.

A teleision set

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

Conflictis inevitable

Conflictis inevitable, but combat is optional.

You can outdistance

You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running insideyou.

The means by

The means by which we live have outdistanced the ends forwhich we live. Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We haveguided missiles and misguided men.

If you climb up

If you climb up a tree, you must climb down the same tree.

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