If youare leaning

If youare leaning

If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

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Anounce of mediation is

Anounce of mediation is worth a pound of arbitration and a ton of litigation!

Many a gem of wisdom

Many a gem of wisdom have gone unsaid, because someone lacked ability to express it.

Inbusiness, you don't

Inbusiness, you don't get what you deserve, you get what you negotiate.

Thetime to repair the

Thetime to repair the roof is when the sun is shining.

Outside noisy, inside empty.

Character is a by-product;

Character is a by-product; it is produced in the great manufacture of daily duty.

A matter that becomes

A matter that becomes clear ceases to concern us.

Stability is not

Stability is not immobility

A lost battle is a

A lost battle is a battle one thinks one has lost.

Whenpeople say women

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It is a good reader

It is a good reader that makes a good book.

No one lies as much as the

No one lies as much as the indignant do.

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