If youare leaning

If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

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The ability to laugh

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Whenmen and women

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Inspiration is apt

Inspiration is apt to come only while one is working, waited for, it usually keeps waiting.

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You can't unscramble

You can't unscramble an egg.

If power is for

If power is for sale, sell your mother to buy it. You canalways buy her back again.

The past is always

The past is always dogging our heals, striving ceaselessly to banish the present.

You don'trun twenty

You don'trun twenty-six miles at five minutes a mile on good looks and a secretrecipe.

Life, Like a child,

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The more estimable

The more estimable the offender, the greater the torment.

Repentance is the

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There are two

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