If youare leaning

If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

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Our distrust is

Our distrust is very expensive.

When you ask

When you ask from a stranger that which is of interest only to yourself, always enclose a stamp

There isnothing so

There isnothing so disagreeable, that a patient mind cannot find some solace for it.

Gossip is that which

Gossip is that which no one claims to like-but everybody enjoys.

Familiarize yourself

Familiarize yourself with the chains of bondage and you prepare your own limbs to wear them.

Trust exists;

Trust exists; only lies are invented.

Step after step

Step after step the ladder is ascended

If you are distressed

If you are distressed by anything external, the pain isnot due to the thing itself but to your own estimate of it; and this you havethe power to revoke at any moment.

The function of

The function of genius is to furnish cretins with ideas twenty year later.

A danger forseen is half avoided.

Silencemay be golden,

Silencemay be golden, but can you think of a better way to entertain someone than tolisten to him?

Useful manual labour

Useful manual labour, intelligently performed is the means per excellence for developing the intellect.

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