If youare leaning

If youare leaning

If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

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The surest way to remain poor is to be an honest man.

If youcould kick

If youcould kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

Consistencyrequires you

Consistencyrequires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago.

Nostrength within,

Nostrength within, no respect without.

Takeadvantage of the

Takeadvantage of the ambiguity in the world. Look at something and think aboutwhat else it might be.

Only the educated are free.

Only the educated are free.

It's the job that'

It's the job that's never started as takes longest to finish.

When there is no enemy within, the enemies outside cannothurt you.

A room without books

A room without books is a body without soul

Every man has enough power left to carry out that of whichhe is convinced.

Voilence is a Just

Voilence is a Just when kindness is vain

Nothingso completely

Nothingso completely baffles one who is full of trick and duplicity himself, thanstraightforward and simple integrity in another.

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