If youare leaning

If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

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Unlessa man has

Unlessa man has trained himself for his chance, the chance will only make him lookridiculous.

Itis all right if

Itis all right if you talk to yourself. It is all right if you answer yourself.But when you start disagreeing with the answers, you've got a problem.

Ifyou wish to make

Ifyou wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, 'You are wrong.' Thismethod works every time.

Religion is behaviour

Religion is behaviour and not mere belief.

Of all human foibles

Of all human foibles love of living is the most powerful.

The Truly free

The Truly free man is one who know how to decline an invitation without giving an excuse.

Thego-between wears

Thego-between wears out a thousand sandals.

Watching smal

Watching small men at work reconciles to the great.

The most successful

The most successful man in the life is the man who has the best information.

Genius is a long impatience.

The tormentof human

The tormentof human frustration, whatever its immediate cause, is the knowledge that theself is in prison, its vital force and ‘mangled mind’ leaking away in lonely,wasteful self-conflict.

It isimpossible to

It isimpossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument.

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