If youare leaning

If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

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Buying ischeaper

Buying ischeaper than asking.

Politeness is the

Politeness is the art of selecting among one's real thoughts.

Fortunatelypsychoanalysis

Fortunatelypsychoanalysis is not the only way to resolve inner conflicts. Life itselfstill remains a very effective therapist.

Liberation is not deliverance.

If youare planning

If youare planning on doing business with someone again, don't be too tough in thenegotiations. If you're going to skin a cat, don't keep it as a house cat.

The real purpose

The real purpose of books is to trap the mind into doing its own thinking

Education is the chief

Education is the chief defence of a Nation.

Chances happens to

Chances happens to all, but to turn chance to reality is the gift of the few.

Becausewe focused on

Becausewe focused on the snake, we missed the scorpion.

Comedy is an escape

Comedy is an escape, not from the truth but from despair; a narrow escape into faith.

Surprise is the greatest

Surprise is the greatest gift which life can grant us.

Never trust the

Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties.

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