If youare leaning

If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

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Manners make the

Manners make the fortune of the ambitious youth.

Acreaking door hangs

Acreaking door hangs long on its hinges.

Do good to your

Do good to your friend to keep him, and to your enemy to make him your freind.

Makesure you never,

Makesure you never, never argue at night. You just lose a good night's sleep, andyou can't settle anything until morning anyway.

Superioty and inferiority

Superioty and inferiority are individual, not racial or national.

Artists can color

Artists can color the sky red because they know its blue.those of us who are not artists must color things the way they really are or people might think we are stupid.

A status symbol

A status symbol is an instrument you clash when you want someone to know you are there.

Speechis human,

Speechis human, silence is divine, yet also brutish and dead; therefore we mustlearn both arts.

Men of genius

Men of genius are admired, men of wealth are envied, menof power are feared; but only men of character are trusted.

Wisdom loves the

Wisdom loves the children of men, but she prefers those who come through foolishness to wisdom

I give myself,sometimes

I give myself,sometimes, admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it.

Knowledge is of

Knowledge is of two kinds, we know a subject ourselves or we know where we can get information upon it.

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