If youare leaning

If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

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A good listener is

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after while he gets to know something.

Inspiration comes of working

Inspiration comes of working every day.

The roots of education

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.

It is said that

It is said that power corrupts, but actually it's moretrue that power attracts the corruptible. The sane are usually attracted byother things than power.

Patience is the art of hoping.

Sacrificers are not

Sacrificers are not the ones to pity. The ones to pity are those they sacrifice.

Adam and Eve had

Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was tht they escaped teething.

Power is like being

Power is like being a lady... if you have to tell peopleyou are, you aren't.

It's good to shut

It's good to shut up sometimes.

The art of writing i

The art of writing is the art of restraint.

Nobody everforgets

Nobody everforgets where he buried the hatchet.

We own almostall our

We own almostall our knowledge not to those who have agreed but to those who havediffered.

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