If youare leaning

If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

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The flowers of life

The flowers of life are but illusions. How many fade away and leave no trace; how few yield any fruit and the fruit itself how rarely does it ripen!

Laughteris the shortest

Laughteris the shortest distance between two people.

A matter that becomes

A matter that becomes clear ceases to concern us.

Compromise,n. Such an

Compromise,n. Such an adjustment of conflicting interests as gives each adversary thesatisfaction of thinking he has got what he ought not to have, and isdeprived of nothing except what was justly his due.

Nature arms each

Nature arms each man with some faculty which enables himto do easily some feat impossible to any other.

Now-a-days

Now-a-days women don't hire domestic help-they marry it.

Any general statement

Any general statement is like a cheque drawn on a bank. Its value depends on what is there to meet it.

A bad workman

A bad workman never gets a good tool.

Adversity introduces

Adversity introduces a man to himself.

The best prophet

The best prophet is common sense, our native wit.

Encouragement after

Encouragement after censure is as the sun after a shower.

Ignoring is not the

Ignoring is not the same thing as being tolerant

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