If youare leaning

If youare leaning

If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

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When aman says that

When aman says that he approves something in principle, it means he hasn't theslightest intention of putting it in practice.

Genius is a long impatience.

Genius is a long impatience.

Civilization is a movement

Civilization is a movement and not a condition, a voyage and not a harbour.

EDUCATION BEGINS WITH LIFE.

EDUCATION BEGINS WITH LIFE.

We arejudged by

We arejudged by what we finish, not what we start.

Drown not thyself to save a

Drown not thyself to save a drowning man

Power is a little

Power is a little like alcohol: the faster it is consumed, the more quickly it affects the brain.

Firstkeep the peace

Firstkeep the peace within yourself, then you can alsobring peace to others.

Nature gave women

Nature gave women too much power; the law gives them too little.

Wordsare, of course

Wordsare, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind.

Nothing destroys authority

Nothing destroys authority more than the unequal and untimelyinterchange of power stretched too far and relaxed too much.

Consistencyis the hobgoblin of little minds.

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