If youare leaning

If youare leaning

If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

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A matter that becomes

A matter that becomes clear ceases to concern us.

You canoutdistance

You canoutdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running insideyou.

He whocannot cut

He whocannot cut the bread evenly cannot get on well with people.

Youcan't shake hands

Youcan't shake hands with a clenched fist.

Even a fish wouldn't

Even a fish wouldn't get into trouble if it kept its mouth shut.

Wisdom requires that

Wisdom requires that we pour a little oil of delicate courtesy on the wheels of friendship.

Ashes fly back into the face of him who throws them.

If speakingis silver

If speakingis silver, then listening is gold.

Better ask ten times than go astray once.

Nothing makes it

Nothing makes it easier to resist temptation than a proper upbringing, a sound set of values.

A school should be

A school should be the most beautiful place in every town- so beautiful tht the punishment for undutiful children should be that they be debarred from going to school the following day.

Change meansmovement.

Change meansmovement. Movement means friction. Only in the frictionless vacuum of anonexistent abstract world can movement or change occur without that abrasivefriction of conflict.

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