If youare leaning

If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

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If Ihad six hours

If Ihad six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first hour sharpening the ax.

Most of the shadows

Most of the shadows of this life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine.

Oppositesattract and

Oppositesattract and then can't stand each other.

If Igive you an

If Igive you an idea, and you give me an idea, we will each have two ideas.

Forbidden fruit can

Forbidden fruit can get us into a real jam.

Manmust evolve for

Manmust evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge,aggression, and retaliation.

All excellent things

All excellent things are as difficult as they are rare

There may be said

There may be said to be two classes of people in the world: those who constantly divide the people of the world into two classes and those who do not.

Takecare, don't

Takecare, don't fight, and remember: if you do not choose to lead, you willforever be led by others. Find what scares you, and do it. And you can make adifference, if you choose to do so.

A newbroom sweeps

A newbroom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows the corners.

Whenyou're at the

Whenyou're at the edge of a cliff, sometimes progress is a step backwards.

The great despisers

The great despisers are the greater reverers.

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