If youare leaning

If youare leaning

If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

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He who asks questions cannot avoid the answers.

Before youbuild a better

Before youbuild a better mousetrap, make sure you have some mice out there.

Like aball batted

Like aball batted back and forth, a human being is batted by two forces within.

Power concedes nothing

Power concedes nothing without a demand. It never did andit never will.

Aquarrel is like buttermilk

Aquarrel is like buttermilk: once it's out of the churn, the more you shakeit, the more sour it grows.

To be preparedis

To be preparedis half the victory.

It's the job that'

It's the job that's never started as takes longest to finish.

Buying ischeaper

Buying ischeaper than asking.

Ialways cheer up

Ialways cheer up immensely if an attack is particularly wounding because I think,well, if they attack one personally, it means they have not a singlepolitical argument left.

Ultimately, the

Ultimately, the only power to which man should aspire isthat which he exercises over himself.

No battle is more

No battle is more sorely lost that the one not fought

Whohath not known

Whohath not known ill fortune, never knew himself, or his own virtue.

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