If youare leaning

If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

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If you get to

If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence,try ordering somebody else's dog around.

Our distrust is

Our distrust is very expensive.

Speakwhen you are

Speakwhen you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The possession of

The possession of power over others in inherently destructiveboth to the possessor of the power and to those over whom it is exercised.

If your mouth

If your mouth turns into a knife, it will cut off yourlips.

Science has achieved

Science has achieved more for the emancipation of masses than the wisdom of sages.

If you are distressed

If you are distressed by anything external, the pain isnot due to the thing itself but to your own estimate of it; and this you havethe power to revoke at any moment.

He that is unkind

He that is unkind to his own will not be kind to others.

Politeness is the

Politeness is the art of selecting among one's real thoughts.

Reasonguides but a

Reasonguides but a small part of man, and the rest obeys feeling, true or false,and passion, good or bad.

A man's real life is

A man's real life is that accorded to him in the thoughtd other man by reason of respect or natural love.

If Igive you an idea,

If Igive you an idea, and you give me an idea, we will each have two ideas.

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