If youare leaning

If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

Jan, 20 2012 148 chars (1 sms) 1100 views Quotes

more Quotes SMS Messages

Whenmen and women

Whenmen and women agree, it is only in their conclusions; their reasons arealways different.

When the defects

When the defects of others are percieved with so much clarity, it is because one possesses with oneself.

What wesee depends

What wesee depends mainly on what we look for.

Wordsare, of course

Wordsare, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind.

Take yourlife into

Take yourlife into your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing, no one toblame.

Glory is a poison

Glory is a poison that can only be taken in small doses.

If youare leaning

If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

You gotto be very

You gotto be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you mightnot get there.

The easiest,the most

The easiest,the most tempting, and the least creative response to conflict within anorganization is to pretend it does not exist.

Politicians are

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.

Undernormal conditions,

Undernormal conditions, most people tend to see what they want to see, hear what theywant to hear, and do what they want to do; in conflicts, their positionsbecome even more rigid and fixed.

Don'tcut off your

Don'tcut off your nose to spite your face.

Categories April Fool Festival Friendship Funny General Graphical Greeting Jokes Language Love Miss You Naughty Occassions Quotes Seasons Shayari Sorry

If youare leaning

more Quotes SMS Messages

Search SMS Messages