If you follow me, I may lead you straight to hell, but ifyou trust me, I will lead you back out again.

It isimpossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument.

Who digs a pit for others will fall in themselves.

Even a dog knows the difference between being stumbledover and being kicked.

In thefield of observation, chance favors only theprepared minds.

Don't wrestlea pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.

Never[enter] into dispute or argument with another. I never yet saw an instance ofone of two disputants convincing the other by argument. I have seen many ontheir getting warm, becoming rude and shooting one another.

EDUCATION BEGINS WITH LIFE.

Politicians are like ships; noisiest when lost in a fog.

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

Whenyou plant lettuce, if it does not grow well, you don't blame the lettuce. Youlook for reasons it is not doing well. It may need fertilizer, or more water,or less sun. You never blame the lettuce. Yet if we have problems with ourfriends or our family,

Whatlies behind you and what lies in front of you, pales in comparison to whatlies inside of you.