The great advantage

The great advantage of a hotel is that it's a refuge from home life.

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Blessed are they

Blessed are they who have nothing to say and who cannot be persuaded to say it.

I have discovered

I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speakthe truth, and they never believe me.

Patriots always talk

Patriots always talk of dying for their country, and never of killing for their country

It's good to shut

It's good to shut up sometimes.

Bestill when you

Bestill when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say whatyou've got to say, and say it hot.

Whenpeople say women

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

A bad workman

A bad workman never gets a good tool.

Not work, but

Not work, but the thought that he must work is what makes the lazy man tired.

If you wish to

If you wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, 'You are wrong.' Thismethod works every time.

Ideal society is a

Ideal society is a drama enacted exclusively in the imagination

Trust exists; only

Trust exists; only lies are invented.

There is a foolish

There is a foolish corner in the brain of wisest man.

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