A large ocean liner was headed across the Atlantic fromPortsmouth to New York. As it neared its destination at night, a lookout onthe wing of the bridge reported, ‘Light, bearing on the starboardbow.’‘Is it steady or moving astern?’ the captain called out

Be still when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say whatyou've got to say, and say it hot.

If you climb up a tree, you must climb down the same tree.

At times, it is better to keep your mouth shut and let people wonder if you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

I'vealways felt that a person's intelligence is directly reflected by the numberof conflicting points of view he can entertain simultaneously on the sametopic.

Ittakes nine months to have a baby, no matter how many people you put on thejob.

Ittakes time to save time.

There is a foolish corner in the brain of wisest man.

My Strength is made perfect in weakness

A shipin harbor is safe, but that is not what ships arebuilt for.

You may be deceived if you trust too much, but you willlive in torment if you don't trust enough.

Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.