A perfect method

A perfect method for adding drama to life is to wait untilthe deadline looms large.

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If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolutepowerlessness make you pure?

A good listeneris not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something.

We areall faced with a series of great opportunities brilliantly disguised asimpossible situations.

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon.

A smallbenefit obtained is better than a great one in expectation.

When you choose the lesses of two evils always remember there is still an evil.

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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

A man of great common sense and good taste-meaning there a man without originality or moral courage.

Better hazard than always be in fear.

If you don't know where you're going, you'll end upsomewhere else.

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