Takeyour life into

Takeyour life into your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing, no one toblame.

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No one lies as much as the indignant do.

Repentance is the attempt of the inner man to return home after wonderful night out

Failingto plan is planning to fail.

Power is a little like alcohol: the faster it is consumed, the more quickly it affects the brain.

If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

The oldbelieve everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young knoweverything.

Contradictionshould awaken Attention, not Passion.

Informationis a negotiator's greatest weapon.

He whoangers you, conquers you.

Even a fish wouldn't get into trouble if it kept its mouth shut.

Ignorance is a form of environmental pollution.

The great despisers are the greater reverers.

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