I know you believe

I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure yourealize that what you heard isn't what I meant.

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The hand of liberality is stronger than the arm of power.

The difficultpart in an argument is not to defend one's opinion, but rather to know it.

Finance is the art of passing currency from hand to hand until it finally disappears.

If twopeople on the same job agree all the time, then one is useless. If theydisagree all the time, then both are useless.

Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.

Laughter is shortest distance between two people.

Miracles enables us to judge of doctrine and doctrine enable us to judge of miracles.

A newspaper is not just for reporting the news as it is, but to make people angry enough to do something about it

Theultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands.

Ifyou are leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

If you wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, 'You are wrong.' Thismethod works every time.

If all those who speak would weigh their words, how light air would be!

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