I know you believe

I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure yourealize that what you heard isn't what I meant.

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He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; he who does not ask a questionremains a fool forever.

True, Heavenprohibits certain pleasures; but one can generally negotiate a compromise.

A good conscience is the best divinity.

Youdon't drown by falling in the water. You drown by staying there. Anonymous Agood deal is a state of mind.

Thereare no secrets. There is no mystery. There is only common sense.

Passionsare generally roused by great conflicts.

Concentration of wealth will never be a problem as long as we have those three great institutions for redistributing it: Taxes, wives, offspring.

When indoubt, ask. When not in doubt, ask. If you are not in doubt, you may bekidding yourself.

Eyes are more accurate witness than ears

No matter how good the idea of the other fellow may be, there is always a better one !

Listening,not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery.

It is only when men begin to worship that they begin to grow.

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