I know you believe

I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure yourealize that what you heard isn't what I meant.

Jan, 21 2012 124 chars (1 sms) 1277 views Quotes

more Quotes SMS Messages

A book is a mirror; if an ass peers into it, you can't expect an apostle to peer out.

All our rightousnesses are like filthy rags

If you truly want honesty, don't ask questions you don't really want the answer to.

If you follow me, I may lead you straight to hell, but ifyou trust me, I will lead you back out again.

We thought, because we had power, we had wisdom.

There is no fate that cannot be surmounted by scorn.

Suffering is the sole origin of consciousness.

Kindness is never wasted. If it has no effect on the recepient, at least it benefits the bestower.

People say law but they mean wealth.

All your fingernails grow with no convenient speed except broken one.

By tryingoften, the monkey learns to jump from the tree.

Thesingle most powerful tool for winning a negotiation is the ability to get upand walk away from the table without a deal.

Categories April Fool Festival Friendship Funny General Graphical Greeting Jokes Language Love Miss You Naughty Occassions Quotes Seasons Shayari Sorry