I know you believe

I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure yourealize that what you heard isn't what I meant.

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The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

Step after step

Step after step the ladder is ascended

Prayer changes things

Prayer changes things by changing people.

Alwaysforgive your

Alwaysforgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.

A good listeneris not

A good listeneris not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something.

Concentration of wealth

Concentration of wealth will never be a problem as long as we have those three great institutions for redistributing it: Taxes, wives, offspring.

Becausewe focused on

Becausewe focused on the snake, we missed the scorpion.

If you are standing

If you are standing upright, don't worry if your shadow is crooked.

Nearly all men

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want totest a man's character, give him power.

Human beings are

Human beings are not perfectible. They are improvable.

Conflictinvolves incompatible

Conflictinvolves incompatible behaviors rather than competitive goals.

A man of great common

A man of great common sense and good taste-meaning there a man without originality or moral courage.

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