Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that
Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.
  

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Onemight as well try to ride two horses moving in different directions, as totry to maintain in equal force two opposing or contradictory sets of desires.
Most people suspended their judgement till somebody else has expressed his own and then they respect it.
Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
My green thumb came only as a result of the mistakes I made while learning tosee things from the plant's point of view.
One ofthe lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and alwaysa clever thing to say.
Amarriage without conflicts is almost as inconceivable as a nation without crises.
The mostintense conflicts, if overcome, leave behind a sense of security and calmthat is not easily disturbed. It is just these intense conflicts and theirconflagration which are needed to produce valuable and lasting results.
Men are mortal, but ideas are immortal.
Our distrust is very expensive.
Trust is difficult to define, but we know when it's presentand when it's not.
As longas you keep a person down, some part of you has to be down there to hold himdown, so it means you cannot soar as you otherwise might.
Peoplespend a lifetime searching for happiness; looking for peace. They chase idledreams, addictions, religions, even other people, hoping to fill theemptiness that plagues them. The irony is the only place they ever needed tosearch was within.