Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that
Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.
  

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It isgreed to do all the talking but not to want to listen at all.
A half-truth won for ourselves is worth more than a whole truth learned from others.
Learning, the destroyer of arrogance, begets arrogance in fools, even as light that illumines the eye, makes owls blind.
It'swhen you're safe at home that you wish you were having an adventure. When you'rehaving an adventure you wish you were safe at home.
Consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
Honesty and Wisdom are such a delightful pastime, at another person's expense !
All is riddle, and the key to a riddle is another riddle.
Use softwords and hard arguments.
Patience is the art of hoping.
Allthings are ready, if our minds be so.
He that is unkind to his own will not be kind to others.
Thecorrect strategy for Americans negotiating with Japanese or other foreignclients is a Japanese strategy:ask questions. When you think you understand, ask more questions. Carefullyfeel for pressure points.If an impasse is reached, don't pressure. Sugges