Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

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If wecannot end

If wecannot end our differences at least we can make the world safe for diversity.

Thedays are too

Thedays are too short even for love; how can there be enough time for quarreling?

To pushadvantages too

To pushadvantages too far is neither generous nor just.

Consistencyrequires you

Consistencyrequires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago.

He whotalks incessantly,

He whotalks incessantly, talks nonsense.

In lifeprepare for

In lifeprepare for the hard and all you will encounter will be the required or easy.

One must be poor

One must be poor to know the luxury of giving.

Negotiatingmeans getting

Negotiatingmeans getting the best of your opponent.

Onemust talk little and

Onemust talk little and listen much.

A bad workman never gets a good tool.

An artist is a cut

An artist is a cut above the critic, for the artist is writing something which will move the critic. The critic is writing something which will move everybody but the artist

Civilization has made the

Civilization has made the peasantry its pack animal.

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