Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

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A fly beforehis own eye is bigger than an elephant in the next field.

Chances happens to all, but to turn chance to reality is the gift of the few.

It is much easier to be a hero than a gentleman.

All bravery stands upon comparisons.

Neveranswer a letter while you are angry.

Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be won, through understanding. Our longingfor understandingis Eternal.

Whenyou cannot make up your mind which of two evenly balanced courses of actionyou should take choose the bolder.

Two man looks out through the same bars: the one sees the mud, the one the stars.

Bargainlike a gypsy, but pay like a gentleman.

The louder the talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.

Thewill to win is worthless if you do not have the will to prepare.
Beforeyou build a better mousetrap, make sure you have some mice out there.

If you would know what nobody knows, read what everybody reads just after one year afterwards.

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