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Humour is a hole that
Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.
  
Jan, 21 2012     62 chars (1 sms)     984 views       Quotes

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A good conscience is the best
A good conscience is the best divinity.
My fathersaid: you
My fathersaid: you must never try to make all the money that's in a deal. Let theother fellow make some money too, because if you have a reputation for alwaysmaking all the money, you won't have many deals.
Life is progress
Life is progress from want to want, not from enjoyment to enjoyment.
Life imitates art
Life imitates art far more that art imitates life.
Many a gem of wisdom
Many a gem of wisdom have gone unsaid, because someone lacked ability to express it.
Onlyfree men can
Onlyfree men can negotiate. Prisoners cannot enter into contracts. Your freedomand mine cannot be separated.
Do not wrong
Do not wrong or hate your neighbor for it is not hethat you wrong but yourself.
If youare leaning
If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.
It isimpossible to
It isimpossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument.
You made your
You made your bed, now lie in it.
If you ain'tnever
If you ain'tnever pick up the sword, you ain't never have to worry about fallin' on it.
Bestill when you
Bestill when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say whatyou've got to say, and say it hot.

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