Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

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A fly beforehis own eye is bigger than an elephant in the next field.

Every man is wanted; and no man is wanted much.

We areall faced with a series of great opportunities brilliantly disguised asimpossible situations.

Few men of action have been able to make a graceful exit at the appropriate time.

Truth is strengthened by observation and delay, falsehood by haste and uncertainity.

If wecannot end our differences at least we can make the world safe for diversity.

True,Heaven prohibits certain pleasures; but one can generally negotiate acompromise.

Flatteryis the infantry of negotiation.

Power is a little like alcohol: the faster it is consumed, the more quickly it affects the brain.

It is no profit to have learned well, if you neglect to do well.

Education is the chief defence of a Nation.

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, Beautiful old people are works of art.

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