Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that
Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.
  

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To have a respect for ourselves guides our morals; to have a deference for others governs our manners.
Consistencyis the hobgoblin of little minds.
Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried onhim personally.
A lifemaking mistakes is not only more honorable, butmore useful than a life spent doing nothing at all.
No pillow is as soft as clear conscience.
Becausewe focused on the snake, we missed the scorpion.
An artist is a cut above the critic, for the artist is writing something which will move the critic. The critic is writing something which will move everybody but the artist
The ruler proclaims the good news himself; he sends the servants out to announce the bad news.
No battle is more sorely lost that the one not fought
The difficulty of speeches is what you are perpetually poised between the ciche and the indiscretion
Considerhow hard it is to change yourself and you'll understand what little chanceyou have in trying to change others.
Self-trust is the first secret of success.