Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that
Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.
  

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To ease another's heartache is to forget one's own.
If youcould kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.
Neveranswer a letter while you are angry.
Ho puri dil ki har khwaish teri, Ho khushiyon bhara jahaan tera, Agar tu maange aasmaan ka ek taara, To khuda de-de tumko aasmaan saara.
Compromise.Such an adjustment of conflicting interests as gives each adversary thesatisfaction of thinking he has got what he ought not to have, and isdeprived of nothing except what was justly his due.
Themore adaptability exists for a given kind of decision, the less risky it isto make plans for the future, and therefore the more likely it is that morepeople will make more plans in such areas.
Never answer a letter while you are angry.
Don'tbe afraid of opposition. Remember, a kite rises against, not with, the wind.
Nothingso completely baffles one who is full of trick and duplicity himself, thanstraightforward and simple integrity in another.
If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escapea hundred days of sorrow.
The king goes as far as he may, not as far as he could.
Prejudice is a disease characterised by hardening of categories.