Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

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To ask advice is in nine cases out of ten tout for flattery.

Hatred does not not cease by hatred; but only by rule; this is the eternal rule.

Nothingso completely baffles one who is full of trick and duplicity himself, thanstraightforward and simple integrity in another.

Every kind of peaceful

Every kind of peaceful cooperation among men is primarilybased on mutual trust and only secondarily on institutions such as courts ofjustice and police.

If you are standing

If you are standing upright, don't worry if your shadow is crooked.

Earnest people are

Earnest people are often people who habitually look on the serious side of things that have no serious side

Sometimesyou have

Sometimesyou have to be silent to be heard.

Everyone speaks well

Everyone speaks well of his heart, but no one dares to say it of his dead.

You can't unscrambl

You can't unscramble an egg.

Few things help

Few things help an individual more than to placeresponsibility upon him, and to let him know that you trust him.

Thereare two sides

Thereare two sides to every question.

A slyrabbit will have

A slyrabbit will have three openings to its den.

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