Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

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Compromiseis never anything

Compromiseis never anything but an ignoble truce between the duty of a man and theterror of a coward.

Discord gives a relish to concord.

Suspicion begets

Suspicion begets suspicion.

A cup is useful only

A cup is useful only when it is empty; and a mind that is filled with beliefs, with dogmas, with assertions, with quotations, is really an uncreative mind.

I have oftenregretted

I have oftenregretted my speech, never my silence.

A state with defective

A state with defective laws will have defective morals.

He who asks a

He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; he who does not ask a questionremains a fool forever.

Conflictis inevitable,

Conflictis inevitable, but combat is optional.

Peacecan not be

Peacecan not be kept by force. It can only be won, through understanding. Ourlonging for understandingis Eternal.

Nevercut what you can untie.

Jealousy arises from

Jealousy arises from lack of Confidence, not in others, but in onself.

We'reeyeball to eyeball

We'reeyeball to eyeball and the other fellow just blinked.

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