Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

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There are three faithful

There are three faithful friends; and old wife, an old dog and ready money.

The ruler proclaims

The ruler proclaims the good news himself; he sends the servants out to announce the bad news.

Comedy is an escape

Comedy is an escape, not from the truth but from despair; a narrow escape into faith.

When you hear the word 'Invietable' watch out! An enemy of humanity has identified himself.

He whotalks incessantly,

He whotalks incessantly, talks nonsense.

No one can make

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

Pleasant words are

Pleasant words are the food of love.

One must be fond of people and trust them if one is not tomake a mess of life.

Evil communication corrupt

Evil communication corrupt good manners.

We have, I fear

We have, I fear, confused power with greatness.

I willprepare and

I willprepare and some day my chance will come.

Consistencyrequires you

Consistencyrequires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago.

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