Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

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Love arrives on

Love arrives on tiptoe and bangs the door when it leaves.

We mustbe part of the general staff at the inception, rather than the ambulancedrivers at the bitter end.

So longas a man

So longas a man is angry he cannot be in the right.

Prayer changes things

Prayer changes things by changing people.

The hearthas arguments

The hearthas arguments with which the logic of mind is not acquainted.

No strength within,

No strength within, no respect without.

People who invite

People who invite trouble always complain when it occurs.

Thereis no advancement

Thereis no advancement to him who stands trembling because he cannot see the endfrom the beginning.

By despising all that

By despising all that has preceded us, we teach others to despise ourselves.

Win/winis an attitude

Win/winis an attitude, not an outcome.

Don't wrestlea pig

Don't wrestlea pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.

The good neighbour

The good neighbour looks beyond the external accidents and discerns those inner qualities that make all men human, and therefore, brothers.

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