Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

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A book, like a landscape, is a state of consciouness varying with readers.

It's better to light one candle than to curse the darkness.

I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speakthe truth, and they never believe me.

Evena sheet of paper has two sides.

The work of an unknown good man is like a vein of water flow hidden underground, secretly making the ground greener.

Watching small men at work reconciles to the great.

If Igive you an idea, and you give me an idea, we will each have two ideas.

Speechis human, silence is divine, yet also brutish and dead; therefore we mustlearn both arts.

A man, when he burns, leaves only a handful of ashes. woman can hold him. the wind must blow him away.

The Older I get, the more I judge people by their character and not by their ideas.

If wecannot end our differences at least we can make the world safe for diversity.

Thegreatest glory in living lies not in never falling,but in rising every time we fall.

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