Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

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Glory is a poison that can only be taken in small doses.

Power will intoxicate the best hearts, as wine thestrongest heads. No man is wise enough, nor good enough to be trusted withunlimited power.

The greatest job of teachers is to cultivate talent until it ripens for the public to reap its bounty.

Analysis kills spontaneity.The grain once ground to floor,springs and germinates no more.

There arealways two forces warring against each other within us.

Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficultstill, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

The first duty of love is to listen.

Voilence is a Just when kindness is vain

When aman says that he approves something in principle, it means he hasn't theslightest intention of putting it in practice.

It isgreed to do all the talking but not to want to listen at all.

We areall faced with a series of great opportunities brilliantly disguised asimpossible situations.

Agrievance is most poignant when almost redressed.

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