Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

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A man has no ears for that to which experience has given no access.

Can we do good to the world? In an absolute sense, no; in a relative sense, yes.

Whateverfailures I have known, whatever errors I have committed, whatever follies Ihave witnessed in private and public life have been the consequence of actionwithout thought.

Humour is emotional chaos

Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.

Saying nothing...

Saying nothing... sometimes says the most.

There isnothing so

There isnothing so disagreeable, that a patient mind cannot find some solace for it.

Power is not

Power is not revealed by striking hard or often, but bystriking true.

Zeal is fit only

Zeal is fit only for wise men but is found mostly infools.

Show me a

Show me a man who cannot bother to do little things andI'll show you a man who cannot be trusted to do big things.

Consistencyrequires you

Consistencyrequires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago.

Embracingconflict can

Embracingconflict can become a joy when we know that irritation and frustration canlead to growth and fascination.

One person with

One person with a belief is a social power equal to nintynine who have only interest.

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