Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

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Silenceis as full

Silenceis as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unshownmarble of great sculpture. The silent bear no witness against themselves.

Humoris the affectionate

Humoris the affectionate communication of insight.

Every child is an

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up.

Living is the art

Living is the art of getting used to what we did'nt expect.

Listening,not imitation,

Listening,not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery.

Let uswork without

Let uswork without disputing. It is the only way to render life tolerable.

Example is better than following it.

Example is better than following it.

Experience is a hard teacher

Experience is a hard teacher because SHE gives the test first, the lesson afterwards.

If Ishould ever

If Ishould ever be captured, I want no negotiation—andif I should request a negotiation from captivity they should consider that asign of duress.

Speakwhen you are

Speakwhen you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

You cannot truly

You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.

Long-rangeplanning

Long-rangeplanning works best in the short term.

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