Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

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A critic is a man

A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car.

Our power is in our ability to decide.

A half truth is

A half truth is a whole lie.

Civilization, in a sly

Civilization, in a sly way, is a suspicion that the other fellow may be right.

Every man has enough power left to carry out that of whichhe is convinced.

Ittakes nine months

Ittakes nine months to have a baby, no matter how many people you put on thejob.

Duty largely consists of

Duty largely consists of pretending that the trivial is critical

Men of genius are admired, men of wealth are envied, menof power are feared; but only men of character are trusted.

Mandoes not live

Mandoes not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has to eatthem.

Humour is emotional chaos

Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.

Nevermiss a good

Nevermiss a good chance to shut up.

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