Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

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Old men are dangerous

Old men are dangerous; it does not matter to them what is going to happen to the world.

Makesure you leave

Makesure you leave some fat for the other side.

Thecompromise will

Thecompromise will always be more expensive than either of the suggestions it iscompromising.

One of the lessons

One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and alwaysa clever thing to say.

Whenevertwo people

Whenevertwo people meet there are really six people present. There is each man as he seeshimself, each man as the other sees him, and each man as he really is.

The easiest,the most

The easiest,the most tempting, and the least creative response to conflict within anorganization is to pretend it does not exist.

Unresolved:A dose

Unresolved:A dose of adversity is often as needful as a dose of medicine.

Consistencyis

Consistencyis the hobgoblin of little minds.

Makesure you never,

Makesure you never, never argue at night. You just lose a good night's sleep, andyou can't settle anything until morning anyway.

Nothing astonishes

Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing.

Who digs a pit f

Who digs a pit for others will fall in themselves.

Golf is an expensive

Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.

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