Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

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Luck iswhat happens

Luck iswhat happens when preparation meets opportunity.

Do not despair, not

Do not despair, not even over the fact that you don't despair.

Remembernot only to

Remembernot only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficultstill, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

Nevermiss a good

Nevermiss a good chance to shut up.

Between friends there

Between friends there is no need of Justice.

Even a fish wouldn't

Even a fish wouldn't get into trouble if it kept its mouth shut.

One ofthe best ways to persuade others is with your ears by listening to them.

The bird a nest,

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship.

Beautiful young people are

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, Beautiful old people are works of art.

In God we trust; all others pay cash.

Peoplewho are only

Peoplewho are only good with hammers see every problem as a nail.

Power gravitates

Power gravitates to the man who knows how.

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