Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

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A good listener

A good listener is not someone with nothing to say. A good listener is a good talkerwith a sore throat.

Onlywhen you can

Onlywhen you can be extremely pliable and soft can you be extremely hard andstrong.

All that is sometimes

All that is sometimes needed to make you content with you lot is a bad dream.

A happy home is

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possiblility that the other may be right, though neither believes it.

Failingto plan is

Failingto plan is planning to fail.

Ittakes nine months

Ittakes nine months to have a baby, no matter how many people you put on thejob.

We thought, because

We thought, because we had power, we had wisdom.

You can have

You can have power over people as long as you don't takeeverything away from them. But when you've robbed a man of everything, he'sno longer in your power.

Instinct is the nose of the mind.

Makesure you never,

Makesure you never, never argue at night. You just lose a good night's sleep, andyou can't settle anything until morning anyway.

Few things are hard

Few things are harder to pus up with than the annoyance of a good example.

Whenever I hear

Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried onhim personally.

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