Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that
Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.
  

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Familiarize yourself with the chains of bondage and you prepare your own limbs to wear them.
When our hearts are empty, we collect things.
Education makes people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; Easy to govern, but impossible to enslave
Even a fish wouldn't get into trouble if it kept its mouth shut.
Almost all of our relationships begin and most of them continue as forms of mutual exploitation, a mental or physical barter, to be terminated when one or both parties run out of goods.
Commonsense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom.
Half of the harm that is done in this world is due to people who want to feel important
Well done is better than well said.
A rumor goes in one ear and out many mouths.
The hardest thing to disguise is you feelings when you put a lot of relatives on the train for home.
Silenceis as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unshownmarble of great sculpture. The silent bear no witness against themselves.
If you climb up a tree, you must climb down the same tree.