Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

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My green thumb came only as a result of the mistakes I made while learning tosee things from the plant's point of view.

Thedifference between

Thedifference between the right word and the almost right word is the differencebetween lightning and a lightning bug.

The oldbelieve everything,

The oldbelieve everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young knoweverything.

All thingsat first appear

All thingsat first appear difficult.

Nothing has happend

Nothing has happend to you unless you make much of it.

Civilization has made the

Civilization has made the peasantry its pack animal.

A man who doesn't

A man who doesn't trust himself can never really trust anyoneelse.

Allthings are ready,

Allthings are ready, if our minds be so.

Golf is an expensive

Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.

Useful manual labour

Useful manual labour, intelligently performed is the means per excellence for developing the intellect.

Thereare two sides

Thereare two sides to every question.

No one is free who does not Lord over himself.

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