Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that
Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.
  

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Opportunists take now for an answer.
Duringthe Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn't have timeto sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent, pressingproblems. If you think you have it tough, read history books.
Thedays are too short even for love; how can there be enough time for quarreling?
When work is pleasure, life is joy.
We think too small. Like the frog at the bottom of the well. He thinks the sky is only as big as the top of the well. If he surfaced, he would have an entirely different view.
Freedom can only be real if it is freedom for those think differently.
The king goes as far as he may, not as far as he could.
A newbroom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows the corners.
No onecan persuade another to change. Each of us guards a gate of change that canonly be opened from the inside. We cannot open the gate of another, either byargument or emotional appeal.
Sacrificers are not the ones to pity. The ones to pity are those they sacrifice.
It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
Conflictcan destroy a team which hasn't spent time learning to deal with it.