Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

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Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.

Civilization has made the peasantry its pack animal.

If youcan make a man laugh, you can make him think and make him like and believeyou.

People say law but they mean wealth.

No matter how good the idea of the other fellow may be, there is always a better one !

A life makingmistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doingnothing at all.

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.

Wisdom is what you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred totalk.

Keep a secret; its you slave. Tell it, and it's your master.

Aproblem is a chance for you to do your best.

In anyfree society, the conflict between social conformity and individual libertyis permanent, unresolvable, and necessary.

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