Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

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Neverforget the power of silence, that massively disconcerting pause which goes onand on and may at last induce an opponent to babble and backtrack nervously.

Power is not

Power is not revealed by striking hard or often, but bystriking true.

We owealmost all

We owealmost all our knowledge not to those who have agreed but to those who havediffered.

Whenever I hear

Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried onhim personally.

Beautiful young people are

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, Beautiful old people are works of art.

Power tires only

Power tires only those who do not have it.

Pleasant words are

Pleasant words are the food of love.

Imagination grows

Imagination grows by excercise and in more powerful in the mature rather than in the young.

Democracy is the art of

Democracy is the art of disciplining onself, so that one need not be disciplined by others.

Accomplishmentof purpose is

Accomplishmentof purpose is better than making a profit.

There arealways two

There arealways two forces warring against each other within us.

Power corrupts the

Power corrupts the few, while weakness corrputs the many.

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