Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

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You cannot truly

You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.

In God we trust; all others pay cash.

Aclosed mind is

Aclosed mind is like a closed book; just a block of wood.

If your mouth turns into a knife, it will cut off yourlips.

Don'tuse a lot where a

Don'tuse a lot where a little will do.

Constant repetition

Constant repetition carries conviction.

A man without imagination

A man without imagination is like a bird without wings.

It seemed rather

It seemed rather incongruous that in a society of super sophisticatedcommunication, we often suffer from a shortage of listeners.

WheneverI hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried onhim personally.

Don'tcut off your

Don'tcut off your nose to spite your face.

If speaking is silver,

If speaking is silver, then listening is gold.

A newbroom sweeps

A newbroom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows the corners.

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