The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

Life has become a struggle between keeping your weight down and you spirits up.

The difficulty of speeches is what you are perpetually poised between the ciche and the indiscretion

Before youbuild a better mousetrap, make sure you have some mice out there.

Happinessis the only sanction of life; where happiness fails, existence remains a madand lamentable experiment.

They know enough who know how to learn.

The onesure way to conciliate a tiger is to allow oneself to be devoured.

It's notthe size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

Nobody everforgets where he buried the hatchet.

Show me a man who cannot bother to do little things andI'll show you a man who cannot be trusted to do big things.

Frustration is commonly the difference between what you would like to be and what you are willing to become what you would like to be.

... That may appear as the truth to one personwill often appear as untruth to another person. But that need not worry theseeker. Where there is honest effort, it will be realized that what appearedto be different truths are like the countless and apparen