Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.

Thepeak efficiency of knowledge and strategy is to make conflict unnecessary.

Ifyou wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, 'You are wrong.' Thismethod works every time.

In God we trust; all others pay cash.

It isimpossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument.

Theconventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking.

Even a dog knows the difference between being stumbledover and being kicked.

Onecomes to believe whatever one repeats to oneself sufficiently often, whetherthe statement be true or false. It comes to be dominating thought in one'smind.

Onelearns by doing the thing; for though you think you know it, you have nocertainty until you try.

All marriedcouples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of makinglove. Good battle is objective and honest never vicious or cruel. Good battleis healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principle of equalpartnership.

Finance is the art of passing currency from hand to hand until it finally disappears.

The great essentials of happiness are: something to do,something to love and something to hope for.