The comforter's

The comforter's head never aches.

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Adam and Eve had

Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was tht they escaped teething.

Youcan't shake hands

Youcan't shake hands with a clenched fist.

Youdon't have to

Youdon't have to worry about being bit if the dog doesn't have any teeth.Success has made failures of many men.

In oneof our concert

In oneof our concert grand pianos, 243 taut strings exert a pull of 40,000 poundson an iron frame. It is proof that out of great tension may come greatharmony.

Speak when you

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

Takeyour life into

Takeyour life into your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing, no one toblame.

We thought, because

We thought, because we had power, we had wisdom.

Slander cannot destroy

Slander cannot destroy an honest man: when the flood recedes the rock is there.

One person with

One person with a belief is a social power equal to nintynine who have only interest.

To know the pains

To know the pains of power, we must go to those who have it;to know its pleasures, we must go to those who are seeking it.

Love arrives on

Love arrives on tiptoe and bangs the door when it leaves.

Zeal is fit only

Zeal is fit only for wise men but is found mostly infools.

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