Thereare two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone whowon't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go?

Trust no one unless you have eaten much salt with him.

The function of genius is to furnish cretins with ideas twenty year later.

If youare planning on doing business with someone again, don't be too tough in thenegotiations. If you're going to skin a cat, don't keep it as a house cat.

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

If at first you do succeed, try, try not to be a bore

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.

Between grief and nothing I will take Grief.

Youdon't run twenty-six miles at five minutes a mile on good looks and a secretrecipe.

Keep things informal. Talking is the natural way to do business. Writing is greatfor keeping records and putting down details, but talk generates ideas. Greatthings come from our luncheon meetings which consist of a sandwich, a cup ofsoup, and a good idea

People loan their trust, they don't give it.

It's good to shut up sometimes.