Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
Boy- From the day I m ur friend, I m not able to eat, drink or smoke.Girl- how sweet, so u r madly in LOVE with me..!Boy- SHUT UP..!!, U made my pocket empty.
A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future? Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college
Beautiful frendz & Beautiful thought r rare 2 find. But i'm lucky 2 fnd such a beautiful frend whose beautiful thoughts alway's fill my mind... Gud Mrng
In d buk called life,d page yesterdy is ovr,d page future is blank &page 2dy is being written.So write d best u can,coz on dis buk ur eraser jst won't wrk!gd mrng
Ppl often feel smthin but express smthin else Dey mean smthin but say smthin else So learn d art of sayin nothin in such a way dat it leavs nothin unsaid...!
