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Sahaj bhetlo aapan eka walna warti Sahaj julali hi aapli nati kadhi na sampaychi Kadhi na tutaychi Ashich raho hi MAITRI apli Nirantar

Munda kudi nu:mujhse dosti karogi? Kudi:mere parents allow nahi karte. Munda:ta mere parents ne ki mainu ashiq society di membership dwayi hoyi ae..

Yaara, yaari da maan rakhi, Dimaag ch nai meri Dil ch pehchaan rakhi, Main vi manga dua ik Rab kolo, Mere yaar nu har Dukh toh anjaan rakhi.

Asi dhupp samjhi oh chaa nikli,Asi majh samjhi oh gaa nikli,Beda garak ho jaave inha beauty parloura da, Asi kudi samjhi te oh kudi di ma nikli.

Pranam sa, kal to network me congestion ho jayelo, e vaste me thane aabar hi wish karu sa... Naye saal ki Ram-Ram..... E saal the ghani khushiyan pao…

Kyaa Bataau, Thaare Ko.. Me jaha jaha jovu Hu, Mane Tharo Chahero Dikhto Hai, Isme Thaaro Koi Kusur Nathi, Salo Sab Chahero Aaj Rangeelo Hai… Wish U a Happy Holi…

INTERVIEWER: Imagine that u r in a closed room & all doors & windows r closed. How can u escape if the room caught FIRE? SARDAR: very simple. Stop imagining

santa Singh had been standing in the middle of his field (farm) for a long time. While passing by Santa Singh asked him what he was doing. Banta replied, 'I heard those who are outstanding in their field are awarded the Nobel prize. So I waiting for mine!

Santa singh kept staring at his computer screen for quite a while. To break the long pause another guy comes to him and asks, 'Why are you simply staring at it... why don't you do start working?' santa singh replies, 'Take a look at the screen...'. The other guy looks and there displayed is the message 'Press any key to continue'. The man asked 'So what?' santa singh replies, 'Look, this damn keyboard doesn't have the 'Any' key!...How do I continue now...'

Santa Singh hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of his index finger shot off. 'How did this happen?' the emergency room doctor asked him. 'well, I was trying to commit suicide,' Santa replied. 'What?' sputtered the doctor. 'You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?' 'No! No! No! I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger.'

"Oh, look at the dead bird." Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where

A sardar saw a man pick pocketing a purse. Thief: There is Rs 150 in the purse.We can take 50_50. Sardar slowley asked him,"what abt the balance 50"